Shaking hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree
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League of Gentlemen if I 'm not mistaken.Quote:
Originally Posted by NickA
one of my fave oinonisms.
Spanking the ugly welshman till he cries spunk
Spraying Gilos big tossed up balls all around the park
are we talking about the same thing here?...
Definitions of onanism on the Web:Quote:
Originally Posted by NickA
masturbation: manual stimulation of the genital organs (of yourself or another) for sexual pleasure
Noun1.onanism - manual stimulation of the genital organs (of yourself or another) for sexual pleasuremasturbation, self-abuse
autoeroticism, autoerotism - using you own body as a sexual object
frottage - masturbation by rubbing against another person (as in a crowd)
hand job, jacking off, jerking off, wank - slang terms for masturbation
Now, the word frottage has taken my fancy....
frot·tage https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2006/02/20.jpg (frô-täzhhttps://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2006/02/23.jpg)n.1. The act of rubbing against the body of another person, as in a crowd, to attain sexual gratification.
Not something I have had the pleasure of doing before, but the next time I'm in a crowded place I might just try it.......
Mrs Nicka "Where are you going dear?"
Nicka "Oh, I'm just out to do a bit of frottaging in Tesco"
Mrs Nicka "Oh, well can you bring back some milk?"
Nicka "Sure;), I can deliver about two pints"
Onan the Bar Hairyman
I'm sure my hairdresser is a frottager.
She seems to spend a lot of time frottaging against my elbows.
What's the mucus under one's foreskin called after frottaging in crowds too much......Frottage Cheese?
:)
BBC NEWS | Health | Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
So, when caught tonking the todger by a young lady you've now got the perfect excuse......I'm just working our, keeping myself healthy
"A wank a day keeps the nob cancer away"
couldn't resist reading the thread, but i'm afraid that frottage is the noun, but the present participle is frotting, hence:
"i am just off for a good morning's frotting, my dear", if such is your address to your good lady.
bashing the bishop; twanging the mulligan; jerkin' the gherkin; one off the wrist; a jodrell (rhyming slang - jodrell bank); a j arthur (rank) - there's plenty.
the only ones relating to women aren't i feel, that pleasant: strumming (not too bad) and mixing the pudding (not nice).
turning japanese
so desu
Spraying ones bellly with sticky white love piss
for the ladies....
Bashing the gash
Beating the Beaver
Getting mud for my turtle
Tuning the love-machine
Some German....
power pissen
flötensolo
Jürgen Würgen
bordstein bashing
das handy klingeln
Let's not forget the French euphemism -
Drawing a map of France