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I'm 120 but my joints are OK
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Gran-ja ... Fulla with grand and great-graddaughters
A GREAT-great granny reveals how she has lived to be 120 ... by smoking CANNABIS every day.
Fulla Nayak – believed to be the world’s oldest woman – puffs “ganja” cigars and drinks strong palm wine in her cow-dung hut in India.
She lives with her 92-year-old daughter and grandson, 72, by the Indian Ocean.
Fulla said: “I don’t know how I’ve survived so long. Many relatives much younger than me have died.”
If I smoke grass I'd be up to 120 kilos in no time. Munchies like you can't imagine. Had to give it up to stay relatively thin.
I lost interest after 30 years of it. Never even think about it any more.
Perhaps it's the cost. I remember the ten dollar lids and was astounded that the same amount costs several hundred now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Camel Toe
Six cans of Chang for three bucks sounds like a better deal at this age.
Still ike to take afew tokes now and again. If I have some around it might sit lonely and unused for weeks. Put a wrap on one and smoking alone it takes a few days to smoke the whole thing. No munchies for me, much better for you than beer.
I used to believe; live hard, die young, leave a good lookin' corpse. Too late for that; maybe I should start smoking more, live to a ripe old age...
Absolutely. And I wouldn't refuse if it came round at a party.Quote:
Originally Posted by friscofrankie
My husband swears it's my no-fail aphrodisiac.
One reason I never do it is that it's done done me to the point where I don't need it to get done, I'm done for good whether I do it or not. I'm glad doing it hasn't infected my ability to express myself.
I used to buy a few sticks from the pool-boy at the Nana Hotel in BKK years back for $0.05 a stick. Jing-jing, mai go hok. Haven't burned a dube in a long time now as these piss tests kinda interfere...:confused:
Pretty much smoked my whole life, hasn't really affected me except for .... what was it again. Oh damn, there's the kettle . zWhy is the kettle on. Oh yeah....
Dunno whether I would want to live that long, not in a dung hut anyway.
yea...my first reaction was that my 'retirement plan' was not designed for such longevity...Quote:
Originally Posted by Helicopter
Better start collecting cow poo now before it's too late.Quote:
Originally Posted by klongmaster
A friend who smoked grass for four years always makes me laugh. He does funny things. Yesterday, I asked him to lit a fag for me. He lit two, one for himself. He then started puffing them both in mouth and gave me the pack. A few days earlier, I asked him to get some info from the immigration deptt. as he was heading there. He came back and gave me the whole info. Then I asked him if the immigration guys bother him with his yearly visa ..... guess what? He forgot to do his visa!!!! Now what good it is to live 120 or even 150 years like that?
it sounds ideal !Quote:
Originally Posted by machangezi
Its always disappointing to see the quality of grass in los. I don't think she got to live to 120 by smoking shwag.
Willie Nelson is pushing 80 and swears by the stuff.
;)