In a supermarket

This lady is shopping in a supermarket when she notices this
handsome muscular boy doing the bagging at one of the checkouts.

Making sure she goes through his line, she leans over and asks if
he'll carry her groceries out to which he responds, "Sure lady."

They no sooner get out of the store when she again leans over and
whispers,

"You know, I have an itchy pussy."

To which he responds, "You'll have to point it out lady, all
those Japanese cars look alike to me!!"

"Did he have a climax?"
"Oh, no, your honor...it was a Japanese Mazda."