Whoring clobber.

What does the classic "sex pat" look consist of? What do you wear when you go whoring?


The classic timeless look:
conterfeit white pull up socks
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Men's strap sandals:
https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif


I'm young and hip C+A or Marks and Spencer combat shorts:

https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif

Devil-may-care-attitude t-shirt:

https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif


*A demented yaba whore from Kalasin is the ultimate fashion accessory to compliment this classic look.

you forgot the fanny pack!

my missus bought me some of these due to I kept coming home with only one thong on but never had the white socks
https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif

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Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

you forgot the fanny pack!

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And the belly to hang over it.

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Originally Posted by Rigger

my missus bought me some of these due to I kept coming home with only one thong on but never had the white socks

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must admit there was more than one occasion that i wandered/staggered home with only one thong (usually in my pocket or somethuing.....

but i never put a white sock on my fella...

^^^^Is that what a teacher wears?

Fuck me MD, your threads are becoming tired (hey look who's talking). Life boring out there by the big chedi?

I'm currently in Gullivers soi 5 and there is every sort of agegroup whoiremonger and outfit in here, no generality whatsoever.

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Originally Posted by Smeg

Fuck me MD, your threads are becoming tired (hey look who's talking). Life boring out there by the big chedi?

I'm currently in Gullivers soi 5 and there is every sort of agegroup whoiremonger and outfit in here, no generality whatsoever.

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You've come back again?

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Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

you forgot the fanny pack!

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DD has strange obsession with fanny packs. He never leaves home without one.

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Originally Posted by Smeg

I'm currently in Gullivers soi 5

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:bomb dropped:

Count down 3 2 1

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Originally Posted by Butterfly

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Originally Posted by Smeg

I'm currently in Gullivers soi 5

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:bomb dropped:

Count down 3 2 1

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you've lost me mate, but normally when i go 2 a bar i dont bother with da internet....

Smeg so that WAS you I saw with the laptop sitting there...

do they have WiFi at Gulliver ?

The place is full of sad ****s, and a few men, and my drinking bud has been a sad cnut and taken a girl home, hence its the net until 10pm

DJ Pat do you have dyed blondish hair and wear big sunglasses? Some luuk krung looking like that bumped into me on the BTS a few days ago and grunted in a DJ Pat style "its your fucking fault regardless of the circumstances" manner

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Based on the older "gentleman" at the Charoen in Udon on my last visit....

Floppy or straw hat
Mesh or photographers vest over tee shirt
Requisite white socks and sandals
Udonmap.com sponsored city map in back pocket folded to "red square" section
Bandanna for wiping sweat pouring down face
A sweetie on each arm as he strolled through the lobby
Daggered looks shot at us (falang couple) on the elevator

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Originally Posted by Smeg

The place is full of sad ****s, and a few men, and my drinking bud has been a sad cnut and taken a girl home, hence its the net until 10pm

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couldnt possibly strike up a convo with a stranger then could ya?

maybe your a sad cnut too!

Come and have a look and see if you'd want to talk to these people :)

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Come and have a look and see if you'd want to talk to these people

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You are one of those people that are there :)

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Originally Posted by Smeg

Come and have a look and see if you'd want to talk to these people :)

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mate , and i use that term loosely, i've lernt, in my 37 minutes of life on this planet, that not everyone seems as wot they look like!

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He's the one noone wants to talk to...

^You mean Noone, the girl from the 7-11?

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^You mean Noone, the girl from the 7-11?

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nah - she's ok its those gits that spend hours at the pub online or cheering england in rugby matches that i avoid...

^Oh yes!:)

I reckon a psychiatrist could make a career out of Smeg "I hate this place, but I can't stay away".

Come on Smeg, lie back on the couch and tell us all about how you were abused as a youngster. You must have liked it so much that you decided you'd keep on being abused as an adult.

Is there an 'Uncle Ernie' somewhere that you'd like to share with us all?