So your sexy then? How would women describe your genitals? Lets face it, a big dangly thing covered in hair and veins with a big hairy sack behind it aint sexy, is it? It's a wonder women agree to have sex with us.
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So your sexy then? How would women describe your genitals? Lets face it, a big dangly thing covered in hair and veins with a big hairy sack behind it aint sexy, is it? It's a wonder women agree to have sex with us.
Hey DD have you tried shaving your balls sack.
The girls shave there PUSSY
:smileylaughing:
A bit of manscaping with electric clippers can improve things but essentially not an attractive sight to behold.
I think women are more embarrassed at their genitals than males are. Out in the villages they let boys run about half naked all day, whereas girls are always clothed. Just my take on the subject.
Well mate, I getting close to 40 and my tits ain't saging yet much.
The problem is we treat the bitches to good, foking pay them to looknafter our offspring then chase them around the house trying to stick things up them
I've been told I've got a beautiful long thick pole. :rofl: :england:
If there's such thing as designer balls, i have them. Firm, and almost circular in design. Not two hanging sacks. Imagine a breast lift compared to drooping titties. That's my sack!
Yep the Thai guy normally standing next to me at the piss a says something like thatQuote:
Originally Posted by mrben
I know him Iwas standing next to him one day and he said "waters cold aint it mate" I replied "it's fucking deep as well" :)
REAL MEN get their girlfriend to bite the hair off, are you gay or something?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ratchaburi
Yep, looks greatQuote:
Originally Posted by Jesus Jones
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I never thought that women found any dick and balls sexy. If you have a lean or toned body, im sure they find that reasonably sexy, not the dick and balls thoQuote:
Originally Posted by dirtydog
Spend a lot of time thinking about the aesthetics of mens cocks and balls is it DD?Quote:
Originally Posted by dirtydog
DD hack all the hair off then pull your cock up.
Then go by the packed swimmin pool and shout
" LAST CHICKEN IN TESCO's "
Aah my younger days in Magalluf...............Never liked that hotel anyway
You should get out more.Quote:
Originally Posted by socal
^he should really stop shagging men!
:gay:
(this thread)
Hey, ya'lls stuff might not look so sexy limp, but when at full mast, it is hot.
"Ma keur dtong laeng" was how one lady put it.Quote:
Originally Posted by dirtydog
I know the translation but I'll send a green to the first person who posts it correctly :)
My missus calls my juicy middle leg 'Danny#1'
Every comment on any Fora i shall put this old but loved song on.
And, so i have been told, i am extremely sexy.
I think your todge and tackle must have the leprosy, I've been complemented on the beauty of my tackle on a number of occasions and have never had problems getting them inside a girls mouth.Quote:
Originally Posted by dirtydog
Try a little moisturiser to ease the skin roughness and eat lots of honey to improve jiz flavour.
^^^^^"Looks like a penis, only smaller."