I just wanted to see if anyone outside Canada knew what "fucking the dog" meant. Its a slang term.
Screw the pooch, same same.
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I just wanted to see if anyone outside Canada knew what "fucking the dog" meant. Its a slang term.
Screw the pooch, same same.
Doing nothing
It means "foked up royally", or "foked up big-time"Quote:
Originally Posted by socal
I think you yell it out loud after you see Marmite run over by a massive fok off ten wheeler truck.
ask DDoogle
^
Why are a lot of people on here called Dog something or other?
In the Oz navy, the slang term for common sense was 'common dog fuk', often shortened to CDF. Same in Canuck?
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Originally Posted by mrben
Something to do with being English and living in Thailand.
Take DD and Marmite for example, bit scary that relationship as its bordering on incest. :)
Fridays are fuck the dog day.
no, it has a very specific meaning in canada.Quote:
Originally Posted by sabang
fuck the dog
verb
predominantly Canadian expression meaning to do absolutely nothing of redeeming value, or to avoid work. Can also be used to describe someone who never does anything of redeeming value (i.e., he's a real dog-fucker). Polite variants include screwed the pooch or ducked the fog. Also used by French Canadians as "fourrer le chien."
Used in workplace connotations, it means doing something that is not related to your workplace responsibilities, something done on company time for your own purposes (also referred to as "screwing the pooch") - if one is profiting from the activity, the expressions changes to "screwing the pooch and selling the puppies"
- Doing nothing.
What are you up to tonight?by Matt, Ottawa, ON, Canada, Feb 24 2002 (Edit definition)
Ah, nothing, just fucking the dog - let's get drunk.- Not doing anything.
What are you up to?by Dan M., Saskatoon, SK, Canada, Aug 20 2002 (Edit definition)
Response: just fucking the dog.- To do nothing.
What are you going to do tonight?by Adam W., Oct 14 2002 (Edit definition)
Oh, probably just fuck the dog.- To not work very hard. To pretend you're working hard but really you haven't done anything.
Fridays are fuck the dog day.by Michelle W., Toronto, ON, Canada, Mar 05 2003 (Edit definition)- to kill or waste time, usually while on the clock. by Tony S., Jan 30 2005 (Edit definition)
- to do nothing when you're supposed to be doing something. also "fucking the dog and selling puppies"
It used on the rigs daily.
If someone calls you a dog foker it means your a lazy cnut, as for benign a seal basher word I don't think so.
Any way let you have that one as you usless cnuts need every bit of help you can.
Nah Fridays are POETS day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack meoff
fcuk the dingo is the antipodean version :D
I have mainly heard it on rigs , but it has slowly entered the wider industrial operations lingo
Dunno.
But if you see a Buddist monk stood next to a tree that has a dog strapped to it then ask him what it means.
^ it the dog attractive ?
It walks in a provocative manner
Yes, an oldie that one..Piss Off Early Tomorrows SaturdayQuote:
Originally Posted by FondlesNah Fridays are POETS day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack meoff
Yep today is POETS day
t most certainly is POETS day!
The phrase 'screwed the pooch' is used several times in "The Right Stuff" (in reference to making a massive error).