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This is the thread for the tackiest websites. If you know any, post them here.
Can't believe people fall for these things.
[NOTE: I am NOT promoting that site, I think it looks like the scam of the century, The only reason I am posting it is because it is so unbelievably tacky.]
That is a tacky site. They've done the old trick of hiding keywords by making them the same color as the background. Unfortunately, the put in so many that they bleed into the text they want to have visible.
Thanks anyway, though, because I'll soon be on my way to EXPLOSIVE PROFITS!
This site ain;t even close! But here's how this works; there are a number of people on the net selling instruction booklets on how to make money on teh net. They sell eBook authoring instructions or even "special" software to do it. idiot like this poor fucker buy the "eBook" on hw to "MAKE MONEY writing your own eBook!!!!!" they are sold a quick PDF for anywhere from $29.99 to $399.99. They are then are on their own getting their website up by following the "step-by-step instructions" in the "Book".
If you send in $49.99 NOW you, too, can cash in on the millions of dollars being harvested from teh net like mana from heaven by using the provided boiler plate you too willhave your own ebook published in a matter of only a few days in your spare time. then sit back and let the money roll in
;)
Wanna see tacky?
My brother-in-law has one of the ugliest sites in existence but it is Thai so I guess it's OK
เชียงราย Chiangrai Online. ชีวิตที่สองของคนยุคไซเบอร์ - หน้าแรก
Here is a site showing some common mistakes and linke to other "worlds ugliest"
World's Worst Website
Urrrrrgg Butterfly, how could you, that's disgusting
LOL. :D
So far I think nothing has beaten the first one, but FF's brother-in-law's is a close runner-up, and the World's Worst Website should be translated into Thai and forcefed to webdesigners here. Any more?
Talk about headache-inducing. I need to lie down (and get a blowjob).
I like this part:Quote:
Originally Posted by NickA
https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif Steve McGrath is the maintenance man. Being a maintenance person at Horton Brasses means you clean toilets, repair machinery and paint walls, but you also get to hang out in the flower bed on nice sunny days.
That Flash animation at the start was cool; unbelievably greedy and ridiculous and yes, tacky, but enjoyable!Quote:
Originally Posted by Skulldigger
I'm now trying to track down the origin of these coats of arms:
https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif
At least it's authentic!Quote:
Originally Posted by friscofrankie
https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif
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https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif
[quote=Hootad Binky;203244]Not to steer my own thread off topic or anything, but you wouldnt happen to have any more pics of that chick in the same outfit? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by friscofrankie
simply-thai.com
Every link opens a new window, too bad they can;t center the table, maybe 60 - 70% google and chitika ads...
bet they make money though.
That is truly shocking FF, you really know how to find 'em.
Work in Thailand : I work in Thailand, so can you
google's proposal on TD...
LOL! Cherry Blossoms!Quote:
Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
I know the Thai woman here in Khon Kaen who works with Cherry blossoms, she gets all her haggard old stock ready for the guys that come here on the tours they arrange. Her girls are horrendous, like fat and old and no teeth etc etc.
Mst of the time they guys arrive and get introduced and are hit up for 500,000 baht dowry demands within 48 hours.
Most of them know better but some some hand over the cash.
Sad.
A fool and his money are easily parted
In the Land of Smiles, few advances are thwarted
But the fellow who buys his pig in the sack
often finds his betrothed has a peculiar knack
of squeezing out the few precious baht
he has managed to save up, the horny old fart
not sure it qualifies as "tacky", but sure made me laugh
Pictures of hot sultry naked women.
Seems a tad pricey.
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Ok, I'm convinced. Where do i send my cheque?Quote:
Originally Posted by DD