What happens if Iceland keeps on farting?

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20-04-2010, 05:06 PM
The Gentleman Scamp

What happens if Iceland keeps on farting?

Volcanoes have been known to puff away for months, perhaps years even, and it's usually before they start spewing lave and magma and shit all over the place.

This is a huge loss of face for the human race, what with us thinking we're so superior and relentlessly interfering with nature and generally being conceited and arrogant enough to believe we can save the planet and everything.

We should consider ourselves lucky it's not a big fuck off earthquake, but those only seem to happen to the really poor countries without a pot to piss in anyway.
20-04-2010, 05:12 PM
baldrick

you could start here

Volcanism of Iceland - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

the air in europe must be worse now than bkk on a bad day
20-04-2010, 05:12 PM
jandajoy

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Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

those only seem to happen to the really poor countries without a pot to piss in anyway.

Generally seem to be Muslim countries too. It must mean something.

With exception of Iceland of course, which is not Muslim but just a bunch of thieving snow monkeys.

Then there's Indonesia. Volcanoes and earthquakes every 5 minutes. They're mostly Muslim.

Big quake in China - communists

Floods in Pakistan - cow lovers.

It's the non believers being punished.

imo.........:)
20-04-2010, 05:22 PM
JoeMoer

Good old Iceland. Paid their uk debt in (c)ash.
20-04-2010, 05:23 PM
the dogcatcher

Lots of quakes just recently, and now eruptions started.
Overtures for 2012?
Yellowstone next????????
20-04-2010, 05:32 PM
Norton

The last time this volcano erupted it spewed for two years so if history is an indicator folks are in for a long wait.

So far no one is able to pronounce it's name. Just known as "The Volcano"

Yesterday in a vision, Vulcan told me he will stop the spewing when someone correctly pronounces the name Eyjafjallajokull.

A bit of a Rumpelstiltskin thing.
20-04-2010, 05:35 PM
buriramboy

Long may it continue, i love the clear skies with no vapour trails.

Volcanoes erupt all the time and spew ash, and i can't remember planes ever being grounded before on this scale because of it, as much as i support the grounding for my own selfish reasons (i've developed a love for clear skies), i still think it is a mass over reaction.
20-04-2010, 05:50 PM
CharleyFarley

I can pronounce it, my wife is Icelandic:)

Thieving cunts??
You talking about cod I suppose.

Just remember the bacalhao you eat in Spain & Portugall is put there by those fine fellows in Iceland.
20-04-2010, 05:54 PM
AntRobertson

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Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

This is a huge loss of face for the human race, what with us thinking we're so superior and relentlessly interfering with nature and generally being conceited and arrogant enough to believe we can save the planet and everything.

Scampy stared once more into the navel, this time however he was mildly miffed that it had the temerity to stare back at him.
20-04-2010, 06:02 PM
The Gentleman Scamp

Nature is beautiful, of course those stranded at the airport may disagree, but instead of trying to blame somebody they could take alternative measures such as, ermm I dunno - boats?

Instead of waiting for a voice over a Tannoy to say, "Ok, it's safe to fly now, would passengers row 60-80 please form an orderly que at gate 6". They could be in for a long wait otherwise.
20-04-2010, 06:05 PM
Norton

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Originally Posted by CharleyFarley

I can pronounce it, my wife is Icelandic

Vulcan has just informed me he disqualifies Icelandic's and spouses. He said not only would he stop the spewing immediately but would have Njord, his good mate to stop the wind if an Aussie can pronounce Eyjafjallajokull;)
20-04-2010, 06:07 PM
Norton

Just saw on CNN, the airports opened this morning have again shut down because of wind shift and presence of ash.
20-04-2010, 06:09 PM
The Gentleman Scamp

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Originally Posted by Norton

Just saw on CNN, the airports opened this morning have again shut down because of wind shift and presence of ash.

:rofl:
20-04-2010, 06:13 PM
buriramboy

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Originally Posted by Norton

Just saw on CNN, the airports opened this morning have again shut down because of wind shift and presence of ash.

Excellent, aswell as my new found love of clear skies it is also great in stopping immigration.
20-04-2010, 06:19 PM
slackula

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Originally Posted by Norton

Vulcan has just informed me he disqualifies Icelandic's and spouses.

Vulcan vs Zeus. Consonants will be spilled..
20-04-2010, 06:28 PM
DrAndy

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Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

We should consider ourselves lucky it's not a big fuck off earthquake, but those only seem to happen to the really poor countries without a pot to piss in anyway.

yeah, like US in Los Angeles or San Francisco, or Japan

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Originally Posted by buriramboy

i can't remember planes ever being grounded before on this scale because of it,

that is because it has never happened before!
20-04-2010, 06:59 PM
DrAndy

I have just been down my local market and prices are stsrting to go up quickly for imported fruits and veggies

Pink Lady applea were 10 a £1 are now only 6 for a £1

I stiil got two nice boxes of strawberries for a £1 though, so they must have come from Spain by truck
20-04-2010, 07:01 PM
BKKBoet

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Originally Posted by buriramboy

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Originally Posted by Norton

Just saw on CNN, the airports opened this morning have again shut down because of wind shift and presence of ash.

Excellent, aswell as my new found love of clear skies it is also great in stopping immigration.

Don't most of the illegal immigrant come to Europe by boat or on foot?
20-04-2010, 07:06 PM
Loy Toy

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Originally Posted by buriramboy

Volcanoes erupt all the time and spew ash, and i can't remember planes ever being grounded before on this scale because of it

My foreman when I was an apprentice was in the plane that shut down over Indonesia about 20 years ago due to volcanic ash.

His description, and about how it felt to be plummeting to earth with no engines operational was quite frightening to say the least.

Maybe they can expand the Orient Express service and everyone can go between Europe and LOS in style.
20-04-2010, 07:07 PM
buriramboy

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Originally Posted by BKKBoet

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Originally Posted by buriramboy

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Originally Posted by Norton

Just saw on CNN, the airports opened this morning have again shut down because of wind shift and presence of ash.

Excellent, aswell as my new found love of clear skies it is also great in stopping immigration.

Don't most of the illegal immigrant come to Europe by boat or on foot?

Fok off and go and shatter someone elses illusions.:)
20-04-2010, 07:14 PM
Jesus Jones

Haven't they already blamed it on global warming? If not, they soon will!
20-04-2010, 07:17 PM
jandajoy

We're all going to die.

Iceland destroys the world.

World says "Iceland?"

World dies.

Last words from Iceland...................

Bjoerk?

Fuk off.
20-04-2010, 07:24 PM
PaddyGreen

How to say the big climax

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Originally Posted by Norton

Quote:

Originally Posted by CharleyFarley

I can pronounce it, my wife is Icelandic

Vulcan has just informed me he disqualifies Icelandic's and spouses. He said not only would he stop the spewing immediately but would have Njord, his good mate to stop the wind if an Aussie can pronounce Eyjafjallajokull;)

I err Fell Yokel

Fjala is synonomouus with moor or fell / veldt jokull is an ice covered peak

It aint hard to say its stop it runnng off at the mouth just shows how puny we are
20-04-2010, 07:33 PM
CharleyFarley

^
that is the first post where I have understood more than one word , and we are talking Icelandic.
20-04-2010, 07:37 PM
Norton

Does this work?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...%C3%B6kull.ogg

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