So I reach 500 posts

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12-09-2006, 05:28 PM
The Gentleman Scamp

So I reach 500 posts

Thought I'd start a topic for the big 500 (don't I have acess so some TD benefits now?) so I will talk about my favourite subject - death.

Life is good, I've had to work hard to make it good but I can't complain - but it worries me that I could die anytime, but I honestly can't think of anywhere i would like to be buried or scattered.

How do you think your end will come, (sensible answers pls) - what do you want done with your body and have you made arrangements to prepare for such an event.

By the way, my best mate from school died a couple of weeks ago, I'd never seen him drink in 24 years, he never smoked, not once and he didn't touch drugs and he wasn't fat.

He did however enjoy McDonalds and he shunned broccolli.

P.S. Is my avatar still me on the beach or is it an HR Geiger picture?
12-09-2006, 05:30 PM
slimboyfat

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Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

He did however enjoy McDonalds and he shunned broccolli.

i think therein lies a lesson for us all.

anyway

i have made no arrangements in preparation for death. i am hoping it is still a long way off.
12-09-2006, 05:36 PM
dirtydog

I quite agree about McDonalds, it's probably worse than a 3 packs of cigarettes perday habit, at least cigarettes taste nice sometimes.

Brocolli is supposed to make your sperm taste funny aint it?

As for my burial I am not particularly bothered, wouldn't mind like a big Pyramid being built on my land and stuck in there, have to have me dead dogs in there aswell though.
12-09-2006, 05:59 PM
The Gentleman Scamp

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Originally Posted by dirtydog

Brocolli is supposed to make your sperm taste funny aint it?

That's asparagus mate, it does make your piss stink and as for the sperm think I don't know. I was single at the time and these days I don't shoot far past the button when dumping my guts.
12-09-2006, 06:30 PM
machangezi

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Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Thought I'd start a topic for the big 500 (don't I have acess so some TD benefits now?) so I will talk about my favourite subject - death.

May I burry you with a red? ;)
12-09-2006, 08:14 PM
Begbie

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Originally Posted by Macha

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Thought I'd start a topic for the big 500 (don't I have acess so some TD benefits now?) so I will talk about my favourite subject - death.

May I burry you with a red? ;)

LOL I'd green you for that but..
12-09-2006, 09:36 PM
Spin

Yeah 500 posts get's you access to the " dead farang and morbid topic" forum:)