Not sure if anyone else has posted a link to this site, but I have been in tears laughing at the shit on here.
Format is a guy spoofing replies to craigslist and other legitimate ads..
E-mails from an Asshole
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Not sure if anyone else has posted a link to this site, but I have been in tears laughing at the shit on here.
Format is a guy spoofing replies to craigslist and other legitimate ads..
E-mails from an Asshole
:smileylaughing:
Similar sort of thing. Try this guy. here are some links to of a few of my favorites.:)
"It's like twitter. Except we charge people to use it."
I'll spend the money on drugs instead
Using the magic 8 ball to answer emails
This last ones a classic.:rofl:
Blockbuster Employee of the Month
^Thanks for those.:)
This one creased me up. E-mails from an Asshole
That earns you a green :smileylaughing:
My favourite Twitter account is Justin (shitmydadsays) on Twitter
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""War hero? No. I was a doc in Vietnam. My job was to say "This is what happens when you screw a hooker, kid. Put this cream on your pecker."
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“Yes I got him a gift. He had a kidney stone. You piss a rock through your pecker, you deserve more than just a pat on the fucking back."
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"Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit."
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"I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that."
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"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you."
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"Fucking Radio Shack. It's a wonder they even know how to use a bathroom and don't just walk around all day with shit in their pants."