Married almost 60 years........
An 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had
died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten
years mainly due to her interest in health food, and exercise.
When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their
mansion which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master
bath suite and Jacuzzi.
As they "oohed and aahed" the old man asked Peter how much all
this was going to cost.
"It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven."
Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course
that the home backed on to. They would have golfing privileges
everyday and each week the course changed to a new one
representing the great golf courses on earth.
The old man asked, "What are the green fees?"
Peter's reply, "This is heaven, you play for free."
Next they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch
with the cuisine's of the world laid out.
"How much to eat?" asked the old man.
"Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it is free!" Peter
replied with some exasperation.
"Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" the old
man asked timidly.
Peter lectured, "That's the best part... you can eat as much
as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you
never get sick. This is Heaven."
With that the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his
hat and stomping on it, and shrieking wildly.
Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking him what
was wrong.
The old man looked at his wife and said, "This is all your fault.
If it weren't for you and your damn bran muffins, I could have
been here ten years ago!"
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