In the emergency room..........

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a
five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor
asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man, "I was having a quiet
round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a
pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting
around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear
end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there
was my wife's golf ball - stuck right in the middle of the cow's
butt. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks
like yours!'"