Well today I had to visit a few places and thought I better check my land was still there, also to take some pictures of it and try to sell the small plot, so off I go on the little motorbike, have a wander round the land, look at the sad state of my "orchard", get back home and then my galfriend phones me up quite hysterical asking me what I had done to the motorbike, so off I go downstairs to see what the fok she is going on about, turns out their is a foking snake sticking his head out from under the seat, mr snaky gets bored with looking at us and decides to hide in the body panels of the bike, hmmmmm, how to get the foking snake out?
At first I thought about pushing it round to the motorbike repair shop and getting him to change all the body panels, the body panels being changed has been on my mind for about a year now and also the snake would then be his problem.
My son came up with a less strenuous way, and off he went indoors and got a can of bug killer, so there I am spraying little bits of bug killer into the bike panels, people were walking past, some stopped to watch the crazy farang killing the bugs in a motorbike, but then mr snakey done a runner, people started doing a runner, mr snakey is still on the loose downstairs, the neighbours daughter is still screaming, my bike has no bugs or snakes in it anymore.
