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23-09-2009, 06:50 PM
jandajoy

If the dogs don't get ya the police will.
Laneway sex romp causes neighbourhood panic

By Eric Tlozek
Posted 11 hours 47 minutes ago
Updated 10 hours 26 minutes ago
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2009/09/453.jpg Northern Territory Police. (ABC News: Nic MacBean)
- Map: Alice Springs 0870
Police in Alice Springs say officers responded to an apparent violent disturbance only to find it was a couple having sex.
A Gap Road resident called police at 6.30am today, saying she heard someone in distress behind her fence.
When officers arrived in the laneway behind the house, they interrupted a naked couple having sex on a mattress.
The officers asked the couple to move on.
23-09-2009, 07:05 PM
Chairman Mao

This deserves a thread?

No pics? Have a red thread-whore.
23-09-2009, 07:08 PM
jandajoy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

This deserves a thread? No pics? Have a red thread-whore.

What a pleasant individual you are. Thanks.
23-09-2009, 07:35 PM
Chairman Mao

Quote:

causes neighbourhood panic

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A Gap Road resident called police, saying she heard someone in distress behind her fence.

In tomaraahs nuuwz from Aurstraiiilah, neighbourhood riot as man's singlet is stolen. Dingo blamed.
23-09-2009, 07:45 PM
jandajoy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

In tomaraahs nuuwz from Aurstraiiilah, neighbourhood riot as man's singlet is stolen. Dingo blamed.

That's big news mate. Have you got a link though 'cos it'll need to be verified.
23-09-2009, 07:49 PM
Chairman Mao

sure mate.

www.nt-inbreds.com/newsupdate.html
23-09-2009, 07:56 PM
jandajoy

bugger..... don't work. Never mind eh? Not worth sweating the small stuff.
23-09-2009, 07:58 PM
Chairman Mao

sure? last time a sheeela got a root there was neighbourhood panic and newspaper reports.
23-09-2009, 08:02 PM
jandajoy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

last time a sheeela got a root there was neighbourhood panic and newspaper reports.

Were you there?

Ever been there?
23-09-2009, 08:06 PM
malice

The OP provides a link to a map of Alice Springs.

Come on JJ, a map of Tassie is what should have been put up.
23-09-2009, 08:24 PM
jandajoy

Quote:

Originally Posted by malice

Come on JJ, a map of Tassie is what should have been put up.

They don't have sex in Tassie.
23-09-2009, 08:49 PM
Chairman Mao

Quote:

Where you there?

Eh?

Quote:

Ever been there?

Ah, there you go, second attempt... getting better, must be proud.

And yes, I have.
23-09-2009, 09:00 PM
jandajoy

Proud as, mate. Still you're booring now so I'll bid you a fond farewell.
24-09-2009, 08:14 AM
nedwalk

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

No pics? Have a red thread-whore

if you have ever been to the 'ALICE' and know of the inhabitants of the GAP area, i doubt very much you would want to see the photos of alleged going ons mate, i,ll green old mate for ya in apology.
25-09-2009, 05:11 PM
English Noodles

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

This deserves a thread?

In a word, no.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

Have a red thread-whore.

:rofl:
25-09-2009, 05:24 PM
Spin

No mention of any dogs in the story, and where did the mattress come from? do Aussies carry those blow up ones around with them in their "utes" for a bit of outdoor action now and then?
26-09-2009, 04:24 AM
nedwalk

yep i do, its tucked up under me seat, its called a tarp :)
26-09-2009, 06:45 PM
Kiwi_Refugee

My sheep doesn't need a mattress...