A depressed guy..........

A man was feeling very depressed. He walked into a bar and
ordered a triple scotch whiskey. As the bartender poured him the
drink he remarked, "That's quite a heavy drink. What's wrong?"

After quickly downing his drink, the man replied, "I got home and
found my wife having sex with my best friend."

"Wow" exclaimed the bartender, as he poured the man a second
triple scotch.

"No wonder you needed a stiff drink. The second triple is on the
house."

As the man downed his second triple scotch, the bartender asked
him "What did you do?"

"I walked over to my wife," the man replied, "looked her straight
in the eye and told her that we were through and to pack her
stuff and to get the hell out."

"That makes sense," said the bartender, "but what about your
friend?"

The man replied, "I walked over to him, looked him right in the
eye and said, 'BAD DOG! BAAAD DOG!'"