A Blonde driving......

A blonde is driving down the road one night and she's swerving
all over the road. After about a mile she's pulled over by a
police cruiser. The police officer approaches the car and asks
what the problem is and if the blonde has been drinking.

She replies, "Well officer I looked up and there was a tree in
front of me so I turned left and there was another tree so I
turned right and there was another tree so I turned left again
and there was another tree... no matter which way I turned there
was a tree right in front of me."

The officer stares at her for a minute, smiles and says, "Ma'am,
that's your air freshener."

very funny...

I Want to Buy That

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

A blonde goes the the auto shop and asks for a 710 cap.

The clerk, confused, said they don't have such a thing.

The blonde insisted that she was told to come to this shop and buy a 710 cap.

The clerk, still confused, asked her if she may have one with her. Yes, the blonde said and fished the broken 710 cap out of her hand bag and showed it to the clerk.

The clerk started laughing and said, yes we have those. He turned it upside down and it plainly stated oil cap !

Oil not 'Oil Cap'. Get the joke right ya blonde bastard!:)