The Australian Talking Clock.....

The Australian Talking Clock

Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk Aboriginal led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.
'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friend's asked.

'Issss nod a gong, issss a talking Australian clock' he drunkenly replied.

'A talking Australian clock - seriously?'

'Yup.' 'Hmmm (hic).'

'How's it work?' the second friend asked, squinting at it.

'Jussss watch' he said.

He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering bash and stepped back.
His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.

Suddenly, a Australian voice from the other side of the wall screamed,
'For f*#k's sake, you stupid pr#ck, It's ten past three in the f*#king morning !!!'

thats good, cheers