On entering Hell.............
A guy goes to Hell and is met by the Devil. The Devil explains
that the punishments are changed every thousand years, so he is
to select his first punishment wisely.
The Devil leads him to a hallway with three doors and tells him
to make his choice.
In the first room, he sees a young guy on the wall being whipped.
His back is a bloody pulpy mess and he's screaming in pain. The
new guy is not keen on this, so he asks to see the next room.
The next room has a middle-aged guy being tortured with fire.
Flaming torches are being played over his body. He screams with
agony as the smell of burning flesh fills the air. The new guy
immediately asks to see the third room.
The last room has a really old guy chained to the wall getting a
blowjob from a gorgeous blonde. The guy jumps at the chance and
decides to take the third room.
The devil walks into the room taps the blonde on the shoulder and
says, "Okay, you can stop now, you've been relieved."
