Originally Posted by
tsicar
He's Ruff, He's Tough, He's Ready!
Sitting Astride His Honda Step-thru With The Red Headlight Lens, The Blue Taillight Lens And The Gutted Exhaust Pipe, The Collar Of His Black Plastic Jacket Turned Up To Protect Himself From The 40 Degree Isaan Heat, He Waits For His Companion:
Another Teenage Thai Oxygen-thief, Wearing Luminous Orange, One-size-fits-all Baggy Psychedelic Print Shorts And A Pink Tee Shirt, Manicured Long Pink Nails And Face Plastered With Talcum Powder Identifying Him As Another Male Teenage Thai biker hero.
Pinkshirt Straddles His Mate's Bike And Clasps His Hero Biker Buddy Tightly Around The Waist, Hugging Him In Anticipation Of The Wheelie Which He Knows Is To Follow.....
The Sweaty Guy In The Plastic Jacket And Matching Luminous Orange Psychedelic Print Baggy Pants Hauls Out A Comb And Spends A Minute Or Two Readjusting His Gelled, Blonde-highlited Hair In The Reflection Of The Rearview Mirror, Then Revs Up The Noisy Piscreek For A Minute Or Two, Surveying The Crowded Market For Any Hotties Who Might Have Been Impressed By His Hero Antics And Fashionable Hairstyle, Or The Red Piscreek That His Elder Sister Had Conned Some Unsuspecting Farang Into Paying For...
Pissed Off That He Did Not Get The Required Response, He Pulls Out Into The Road, Does A U-turn In Front Of An Oncoming Pickup And Stops On The Other Side Of The Road, Awaiting His Opportunity To Prove What A Hero He Is.
One Thai Teenager Sitting At The Table Adjoining Ours Rushes Out With A Bottle Of Lao Kao And Presses It To Our Hero's Lips, Hoping To Hitch A Ride On The Fame The Hero Is About To Attract To Himself.
The Hero Sucks Deeply On The Half Bottle, Then, To The Cheers Of All His Mates At The Adjoining Table, Revs The Little Pisscreek Till The Valves Are Bouncing And Dumps The Clutch..
Pinknails Lands On His Arse, About A Metre Behind Where The Bike Was Originally Stopped, And The Hero Manages To Hold On, Dragging The Front Of His Flipflops A Few Metres Along The Tar Before Managing To get The Front-end Down, But With The Wheel Crossed Up, And Wobbles Wildly Before Losing It Completely, Ending Up On His Arse In The Road, And The Bike Parked On It's Side In The Wreckage Of The Pissed Off Somtham Lady's Makeshift Market Stall.
Mick And I Piss Ourselves Laughing, Attracting Glares From All The Hero's Mates.
Just Another Friday Night At Grandma's Place, Opposite The Travelling Market In Nonsuwan, Buriram
Fukc, I Miss Those Friday Nights!!!
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