Blonde and the Bathtub

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.

She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of
milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must
be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.
So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found
your note to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5
gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to
fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can
look young and beautiful again."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it
onto my eyes."

^ :rofl: