You smell. you need a shower and other rants
Was out and about with the missus today. Usual bloody elongated everything. Visited the license place to find out that we needed her marriage paper and the woman wouldn't accept a tip to ignore this fact, even though she had told us earlier she was thirsty and to buy her a coffee when we came back down.
We visited Pratunam to torture me with looking for a couple of t-shirts (which I didn't buy after getting pissed off) and to torture me some more with the search for the illusive leather gloves.
I digress.
We left Pratunam to try and get the correct bus home (for once please the correct bus). Both of us being thirsty we stopped to get some of that squeezed bottled orange juice stuff.
The missus was trying to buy two small bottles. I told her to get me a big, one. She misheard me and said she didn't want a big one. Some smarmy Israeli tosser stood beside her looked at her and said " Sure you would like a big one" and winked.
She turned. Looked at him and said " You smell. You need a shower" (in English) much to the amusement of his friends, the seller and the two other foreigners waiting for bloody orange juice (turned out it was shite as well). Turned to me and said "Quirrel, he really smells. Why don't foreigners wash properly?"
"Dunno love. Some are just brought up that way"
and off we went.
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The father in law.
The father in law is a useless piece of shite. Completely and utterly beyond useless.
He was a shit father as many Thai men appear to be. Did fuck all for his family. Got booted out about 15 years ago and lived as a monk rather than actually doing anything productive (which wasn't surprising as in 70 odd years he has held down a job for no longer than four months).
The guy is a dick. Can't express how much of a dick he is. Everytime he goes to hospital I cross my fingers and hope to whoever is listening that it's the cunts last visit to the hospital.
As usual though, because he is her father, the missus still loves him, even though she says she doesn't really like him.
Spending the last couple of weeks at her house here in Bangkok has given me a new incite into how useless the fucker is.
Black Dog had a fight and came back limping. Rather than seeing what was wrong with him, father told mother who told us that the dog was limping but nothing serious. We got back from a couple of days away to see Black Dog with his toe hanging off pissing puss out everywhere.
The missus being the numpty that she is took him to the closest clininc which eventually ended up costing us the fat end of 10k for the amputation treatment and other surprise costs the fucker added to the bill.
We brought BD back after five days to rest at home. to stay chained in a small area, eat, piss, sleep and recuperate since he was missing a toe. The missus, repeatedly told her folks to leave the dog alone, not to get it's feet wet, leave the dog alone, leave the dog alone, LEAVE THE FUCKING DOG ALONE YOU STUPID IGNORANT THAI TWATS FFS IT"S JUST HAD A TOE CUT OFF.
Needless to say they haven't. Her mum has got the message after I pointed out that I hoped she never had to have a toe amputated because there was no way we were sending her to a private clinic to stay. So she got stopped pissing about with the dog.,
Fuck nuts her father though. fucking twat. just doesn;t get it.
Twice he has let BD off his chain to wander the house and in the process opened the front door, and the gate for whatever reason, and BD has made a break for it. To his favorite pissing place, where the fucker has pissed on his bandage and meant a trip back to the hospital for a fresh one.
Today after going to the hospital we were told that he was reinfected and needed to stay put (new cheaper hospital who isn't trying to rob me) they were full for the next couple of days. We got home and tied him up in the kitchen area on a shorter leesh. Water and a fan in place.
The missus told her father three times. Do not let him walk around.
Went out for the afternoon.
Get back to see BD hanging about the living area wandering around all excited to see us.
She asked her father why he was wandering around. Father says he was lonely.
How fucking stupid is this guy. i understand that monkey's are better educated than him and have more common sense, but for fucks sake. How hard is it to leave the dog in one fucking place.
I went down to 20 minutes ago to tie the dog up. Since the father wanted him near him I tied him to the bench near his place where he sleeps. NO the CNUT doesn't want him there he wants BD in the kitchen so he can rest.
I pointed out that he had moved him, but fuck knobber gave that blank look.
Fucking ignorant fucking tit.
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All honesty. If I could knock the missus out for long enough and think of a decent way to dispose of the bodies, I would remove 7 out of the nine in her family.
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Three weeks is plenty with these clowns. With any luck at least one will push up daisies in the next couple of years.
