Some random facts
A elephant shits half its body weight every 3 days
A mans penis is 3 times the length of his thumb
2 times 2 = 4
A woman would have read this post by now
But a man will still be checking the size of his Thumbs
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Some random facts
A elephant shits half its body weight every 3 days
A mans penis is 3 times the length of his thumb
2 times 2 = 4
A woman would have read this post by now
But a man will still be checking the size of his Thumbs
shit i was too!
I Know so was i. Wonder how many Members will admit to It ?????
According to my Vernier Calipers my thumb is 2.9 inches in length,
multiplied by 3 = 8.7 inches....errrr i wish.
fuck, my thumb,
hang on,
i want a 2nd FUCKING opinion!
3 inches,
= 9 inches.
pretty much true.
i measured my thumb as 3". managed to slide away from a meeting. So disappointed. I have been trying to stretch it ever since . Tee Hee It's fun though .
12 inches, but I don't use it as a rule:)
Apparently I need longer thumbs :rolleyes:
^ Just joshing, 3 inches really:(, but some girls like it that wide:)
yes that would be a "Eye Ball Roller"Quote:
Originally Posted by pompeybloke
My thumb is 2 inches wide! what does that mean?
Good one:)
Checked my thump aswell.
Another one. Your erect dick has the same lenght as your hand incl fingers.
Haven't seen him for years though. can't check:(
I have size 11 shoes, that means Big but i know its not true !!!!
I have to admit to looking for a measuring device.
My cock, in a state of anger, is as thick as my wifes wrist. I've caught her a few times chatting with friends in hushed giggling tones wrapping her fingers around her wrist.
Truth is, there is no "rule of thumb" or any other guide to the size of someone's dick.
You never know who is packing.:)
What a load of crap.
An average elephant weighs around 6,000 kgs.
Half that is 3,000 kg which means it must poo 1,000 kgs a day.
Bollocks.
^Got upset over your 1inch thumbs :)
As a lady of my acquaintance used to say "Big brush - Painter............ Small brush - Artist".Quote:
Originally Posted by dirtydog
That's what he's trying to say.Quote:
Originally Posted by MeMock
Which side of the thumb do you measure ?
To the skin web joining to the fore finger
or
To the base of the thumb almost at the wrist?.
Works fine for me :)Quote:
Originally Posted by agudbuk
A famous London chorus girl sang
"It's the short and thick wot do the trick the longones only tickle"
During lovemaking, the young man heard his partner say: 'In adequate'
To which, he replied, 'Yes, fine thank you!'
Her response was, 'I didn't ask that!'
Think about it !!
Truth is> Short and thick does the trick and long and thin gets right in! :)
Its not the size that matters > Its how well you can use your tongue! :)