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The Rock > Win Stuff > Liquorland World Nude Day Competition > Liquorland World Nude Day!A radio station here in New Zealand is giving away a holiday to a nude beach in Thailand,,
anyone know of any such nude beaches (private or public)??.

Naturist Association Thailand Co., Ltd.

..... :rolleyes:

"We have currently suspended our efforts to develop naturism in Thailand."

Probably for the better - invariably nude beaches mostly attract those who should not be seen in the nude, anyways.

^ Exactly, Daffers. When my hometown, Brighton, declared it's official nudist beach about 30 years ago, me and my mates went down hoping for a glimpse of some stunning totty with their fadges out. Imagine our disappointment. :(

https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2008/07/442.jpg

Just a bunch of spotty teenagers like us gawping. At nothing.

Try the HEDONISM resorts.

They are all inclusive resorts that were highlighted and featured in PLAYBOY at one point. As you can imagine, they made it look really appetizing :-)

I ran into some folks that both went to the one that was featured, as well as knew someone that worked there at one point -- the reality was mostly composed of older, overweight Germans that you would pay NOT to see.

Which didn't surprise me -- the whole 'nudism' (or, 'naturism' as they call it now) sounds all fine in theory, but most of these folks that adhere to it seem to forget that the prime reason why humans conceived of, and developed clothing is for protective reasons -- and a beach is NOT the best place to roll around in the nude :-)

Now, swimming, maybe -- but I really don't necessarily want to swing around dangling what might be misinterpreted as tasty bait for some large grouper that happens to swim by, hungry.

Besides, unless you have the body of Michelangelo's David, short and a shirt do a better job in presentation :-)

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Originally Posted by DaffyDuck

Now, swimming, maybe -- but I really don't necessarily want to swing around dangling what might be misinterpreted as tasty bait for some large grouper that happens to swim by, hungry.

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Bragging again Daffy?:)

Its been said that the Thais don't have much to show.

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Originally Posted by DaffyDuck

but I really don't necessarily want to swing around dangling what might be misinterpreted as tasty bait for some large grouper that happens to swim by, hungry.

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I just tend to use mine as a rudder when I'm swimming really fast.:)

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Wide and flat is it? Actually, don't answer that....I don't wanna know. LOL

Think he meant gold fish Norton.....