Madness

Well, it's been another day. Not over yet. Read some second hand news about things i wasn't that bothered about. Got me thinking though. It's been a while since i gave a buggery about even reading second hand about things i wasn't bothered about first hand before. Second hand with a space between second and hand is not the same as secondhand. Be ficked if i can be bothered to explain it though. Couple got divorced because one of the pair found that the other was kissing somebody in a game. Not the real somebody, their fantasy, generated into the fuckin tenth dimension. The dimension where reality is the same as reality. Only one step beyond. Madness. Madness, they call it madness. It is plain to see.
If there was a "vent spleen" forum, i would have posted this in there

Try again, think slowly and type slower...

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Originally Posted by keda

Try again, think slowly and type slower...

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Got me by the 'nads there.


POSTED originally in slow motion, and thought about in retard mode:)

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Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Couple got divorced because one of the pair found that the other was kissing somebody in a game. Not the real somebody, their fantasy, generated into the fuckin tenth dimension. The dimension where reality is the same as reality.

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What, in Second Life or something? Wow, without knowing the story, sounds like a bit of an overreaction.

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Originally Posted by November Rain

What, in Second Life or something? Wow, without knowing the story, sounds like a bit of an overreaction.

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yup.

there is a thread here somewhere, sorry not sure the link.

What, pray tell, is Madness? :confused:

Madness are an English pop/ska band from Camden Town, London, that formed in 1976.

Do you know what's the first sign of madness?






Suggs walking up your front path.

B'dom tish.

YouTube - Madness - One Step Beyond

YouTube - Madness - Baggy Trousers

YouTube - Madness - It Must Be Love

YouTube - Madness - House of Fun KROQ

This vid explains the birth of Madness.

YouTube - Prince Buster - MADNESS Live @ Fairfield Halls

It's later than you think.

YouTube - Prince Buster, Suggs & Georgie Fame - Madness-Enjoy Yourself

^ Jewels (sp) Holland is a kockerney wanker, albeit one who can put a decent show on.

It's Jools.

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Originally Posted by patsycat

It's Jools.

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I know. Only kiddin' pats.

Miggins knows it is "Jewls"

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Originally Posted by DrAndy

Miggins knows it is "Jewls"

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He may do. Chill the boots and kick off your shoes, you know you aint goin' nowhere.

Our House was built by fucking Thais!

YouTube - Madness - Our House

I was never a 100% fan of Madness, but they were not bad, but this is why I left the UK!

YouTube - Morrissey - Everyday Is Like Sunday (In GTA)

Every day was like Sunday, + Wednesday and Saturday afternoons...the fucking country was closed and in a coma!

Whitley Bay, Cullercoates, Blackpool, Blyth, Silloth, Grimsby, Southerness, southsea, Dover, Rhyll, South Shields, North
shields, Marsden, Scarboro' Robin Hoods Bay, The Solway,......the list goes on!

"Etch A Postcard
How I Dearly Wish I Was Not Here"

There are many reasons to be mad. I know, i am one of them.

I don't get mad about what used to be important anymore. must be goin native.
GFs sister said i was going Thai last week cos i stood in the shade when it got bloody hot.

Maybe i am goin mad but i don't rally care anymore.

Quite happy sat here with a cold one, on the verandah, watching the odd forework go off.

My neighbours, who were having a noisy one way fight earlier, are now having the quietest songkran BBQ party i have ever seen or heard.

Thai madness. It got me, and i only had one chang.

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Originally Posted by chassamui

There are many reasons to be mad. I know, i am one of them.

I don't get mad about what used to be important anymore. must be goin native.
GFs sister said i was going Thai last week cos i stood in the shade when it got bloody hot.

Maybe i am goin mad but i don't rally care anymore.

Quite happy sat here with a cold one, on the verandah, watching the odd forework go off.

My neighbours, who were having a noisy one way fight earlier, are now having the quietest songkran BBQ party i have ever seen or heard.

Thai madness. It got me, and i only had one chang.

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They keep telling me I am mad too. because I like a beer most nights, but if I am mad, what the fuck are these idiots? that go and give every Baht they get to these Saffron DOGS at a Temple...I can excuse misplaced loyalty, mistakes, but not continual fucking stupidity!

My Wifes old man is dying of throat cancer, option 1, would you not save every cent you had to make sure he was able to pay for doctors bills?

OR, would you do as these fucking idiots are doing and go and spend every spare penny on the twats at the temple, old fucking relics, dead relatives, old people...................

I tell you, I give up, I really do, I can bet you a hundred dollars in two weeks time, these fuckers will be looking for a bail out for the doctors, but sadly, it isn't going to happen! Fuck em, they need to wise UP!

Like i said miggins, i don't get excited about stuff that used to be important. can't change crazy stuff anyway, so why get yourself a heart attack over it?
Nothing wrong with wanting a beer or two, especially at the end of a long hot day.

Sundowners is my favourite time of day. A cold chang and a gentle sea breeze as i watch the sun go down, certain in the knowledge that it will rise again the 'morrow

In between, you have all the madness, and learn to smile knowingly at it, certain in the the knowledge that there will be another cold one on the table as you watch the sun go down.

Think of yourself as an oasis of calm, amid all the stupidity. Let them have their funny ways and strange behaviours. it is their country after all.

I have gone commando for quite some time now, and i have started to enjoy life more without the worry of washing me underkeks.

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Originally Posted by chassamui

Sundowners is my favourite time of day. A cold chang and a gentle sea breeze as i watch the sun go down, certain in the knowledge that it will rise again the 'morrow

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That is what i call madness. Certain in the knowledge the sun will rise again in t' mornin'. Then waking at 0310 hrs, and shitting the bed because the bedside clock is a clock that shows ten past three and the sun is nowhere to be seen. Then wondering why on earth i look at a clock to see where the sun should be.
The sunshine coaches with human windscreen wipers were always a nice day out though. Except we always had to go to Rhyll. People looking at us used to be a bit off putting so i stuck a sign out of the window that said "don't look at the loonies, they bite".

Anything to escape this



YouTube - My Pink Half of the Drainpipe - Bonzo Dog