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Sound Investment Advice
If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95
With Halifax Bank of Scotland, early last week your £1000 would now have been worth £16.50
£1000 invested in XL Leisure a year ago would now be worth less than £5
But if you bought £1,000 worth of Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214.
So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.