Fridays Joke, 'Variety Pack'
Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was AfterEight. She
was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they
stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum. He
asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said. "I'm the one
with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked
into a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the
light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand
into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he
showed her his CurlyWurly and Tic Tacs. Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have
any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via
her Party Ring. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was
a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled
out, his fun size Mars Bar, it felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, but he
needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very
appetizing.. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished
off by giving her a Gob Stopper! Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go
home to his wife, Caramel., Sadly 3 days later his Magnum lolly started to
drip. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts..:)
