The Email Scams Thread: Post Your Emails Here

We all get those pesky emails offering us millions in lottery proceeds and money transfer scams. Here is thread where you can post your favorite or newest scam that was sent to your email.


Be sure and post the scammer's email address so we can sign him for all kinds of spam!!!!

Dear Sir/Madam,

I think a little bit of introduction would be of a good benefit to both of us.
My name is Louis Sheinberg, Human Resources Manager S.E.E.L (Sheinberg
Environmental Experts Limited). We are a group of scientists (Microbites) that
carry out series of tests on aquatic environments (Sea waters) and terrestrial
habitats (Land) with foreseen potentials of oil and other minerals substances.

We carry out tests like BOD (Biological Oxygen Demand) and COD (Chemical Oxygen Demand), which often leads to the discovery of minerals/oil present at our
sites of operations.

We also have our group of geologists/geophysicist who has our list of sites
where we discovered crude oil, Gold and other minerals to mention but a few.
Currently we have contract deals with companies like:

Agip oil------------------------ 210 barrels weekly
NNPC oil------------------------105 barrels monthly
Eddex petroleum-----------------200 barrels weekly

I am contacting you as a result of my personal searches and enquires about a
reliable and trustworthy agent / employee whom we could entrust with our
companies funds, to do some running around for us like helping send funds to
our designated sites of operation where banks and other related facilities are
not easily accessible by our workers, purchase of goods and materials needed by
this workers.

How do you come in? You would receive funds from our clients in form of cash,
checks, bank wire transfer, credit cards, etc. process these funds, retrieve 7%
of the total sum as your pay pack and send the balance to any of our operation
sites or offices as you will be instructed by the director of accounts
(S.E.E.L).

As soon as I receive your message showing your keen interest in working for our
company, I would forward to you an employment form that contains our terms and
conditions. I would like you to include in your mail your contact mailing
address and phone number for effective communication.

I would be waiting for your urgent response.

Yours sincerely
Louis Sheinberg
Human Resourses Manager S.E.E.L.
Email: mailslouis[at]gmail.com
mailslouis[at]aol.com

I won some UK lottery I've never heard of!!! And UK National Lottery email address is .sk. Right... :)



***JACKPOT JOY*** CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Thursday, 7 August, 2008 9:50 AM

From:
"The United Kingdom National Lottery" <info[at]vlcany.sk>
Add sender to Contacts

To:
undisclosed-recipients



Inline Attachment Follows

The National Lottery.
3b Olympic Way, Sefton Business Park,
Aintree, Liverpool , L30 1RD
The United Kingdom National Lottery.

Your mail account have been picked as a winner of a lump sum pay out
of Eight hundred and ninety- one thousand,nine hundred and thirty-four
Great Britain pounds (£891,934.00 pound sterlings) in cash credited to
file REFNO.REF:UKL/74-A0802742008.This is from total prize money of
GBP£4,459,670.00shared among the FIVE(5) international winners in this
category.You are to contact our claims agent for validation:

Prof. Derek Max. Email:cgnlgroupwinsdept_uk[at]hotmail.co.uk
Tel: +447045718420
Tel: +447045747857

VERIFICATION BEFORE TRANSFER
Name..country..Sex..Age..Occupation..Phone..Addres s..Status..

Mrs.Dianne Thompson. Online Coordinator,CAMELOT GROUP, Operator of The
National Lottery.

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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

- John Barrymore

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Sounds like you have been with the wrong bloke for too long...

^ Tell me about it. The last one threatened to throw me out of the window if I didn't let him go see his new squeeze. :)

^Given my Avatar, that has a certain poignancy to me. :)

From Sandra Johnson.


Appeal For Urgent Assistance

Dearest,

Hope this mail meet you well, I have a proposal for you however is not mandatory nor Will I in any manner compel you to honour against your Will your profile pushed me to send you this mail,I am Sandra Johnson, 20 years young and the only daughter of my late parents Mr.and Mrs. Moses Johnson, My father was a highly reputable business Magnet-(a cocoa and oil merchant)who operated in the capital of Ivory coast during his days.It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad.Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of his who travelled with him at that time But God knows the truth!
My mother died when I was just 5 years young, since then my father took me so special. Before his death he called the secretary who accompanied him to the hospital and told him that he has the sum of (Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars ) USD$7,500,000 left in one of the leading bank hear Abidjan CoteD&rsquo;Iviore and the money was placed in a fixed deposit account.
He further told me that he deposited the money in my name,I am just 20 years young and a university undergraduate and really don&rsquo;t know what to do.This is because i have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory Coast.The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life.
Dear,I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards.Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded. Now permit me to ask these few questions

1. Can you honestly help me as your sister ?
2. Can I completely trust you?
3. What percentage of the total amount in question will
be good for you after the money is in your account?
Please,Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible

Thank you so much and may God bless us.
Yours Sincerely One,
Miss Sandra Johnson.

not an email scam, but a close friend who lives in my thai village got hit with this one shortly after he connected to the internet for the first time:

assumed his antivirus software was up to the job, and visited some "dodgy" sites.
next thing, as soon as he tried to access the internet, he would get a screenfull of really disgusting shit involving women in compromising situations with donkeys and other shit.
on closing the page, it would come up with a picture of a cockroach, with an explaination that his computer was now infected with a virus which could only be removed upon payment of x amount of usd to a certain account.
he tried everything to get rid of the "virus", eventually managing to get hold of some software which successfully removed it, but not before having to go to go to a few computer shops and having to tell the truth (i still think he blamed it on a "friend", proibably myself!), but it made us both wonder, since accessing pornsites (he swears to this day he did not!!!!) in thailand and some other countries is supposed to be illegal, and given how difficult it was to get rid of it, just how many people paid up, and how much money the perpetrators made off this one

Dear Friend,

I am using this opportunity to thank you for your great effort to our
unfinished transfer of fund into your account due to one reason or the
other best known to you. But I want to inform you that I have
successfully transferred the Check out of the company to someone else
who was capable of assisting me in this great venture.

Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trust worthiness you showed
at the course of the transaction I want to compensate you and show my
gratitude to you with the sum of $750,000.00 (Seven Hundred And Fifty
Thousand Dollars) I have authorized the finance house where I
deposited my money to issue you international certified bank draft
cashable at your bank.
My dear friend I will like you to contact the finance house for the
collection of this international certified bank draft.

The name and contact address of the Person with your check Mr.Milton Allen
is as follows.

COMPENSATION HEAD OFFICE
CONTACT AGENT: Mr.Milton Allen
EMAIL:milton_allen231[at]sbcglobal.net
TEL:+234-8035395031

At the moment, I am very busy here because of the investment projects
which myself and my new partner are having at hand. Finally, remember
that I have forwarded instruction to the finance house on your behalf
to send the bank draft to you as soon as you contact them without
delay.Please I will like you to accept this token with good faith as this is
from the bottom of my heart.

Thanks and God bless you and your family. Hope to hear from you soon.

Best Regards
James Grant

ATM CARD PAYMENT FOR FUND BENEFICIARIES


OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS
INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.

ATTENTION : BENEFICIARY,

THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR ATM CARD HAS BEEN APPROVED BY THE PRESIDENT AND YOU ARE ADVISED TO CONTACT DR. PATRICK FRANK FOR HIM TO SEND YOU A COPY OF THE APPROVAL DOCUMENTS FOR YOUR CONFIRMATION AND LET YOU KNOW HOW YOUR ATM CARD WILL BE DELIVERED TO YOU.

CONTACT PERSON:
DR. PATRICK FRANK
EMAIL: drpatrickfrank006[at]live.com

DO RESPOND BACK TO ME IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVED THIS MAIL.

NOTE: THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (811) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE CARD CENTER.

WAITING TO SERVE YOU BETTER.

YOUR'S SINCERELY.

CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.

Attention: Dear Prominent User of the Internet

ATTN:LOTTERY WINNER
This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of
(£1000,000.000) Pounds Sterling for the month of October 2008
as compesation in this world internet programs held in United Kingdom. All participants
were selected randomly from World Wide Web site Through computer draw system.
Due to your effort using internet programs indoor and in your office,We want to compensate you
and show our gratitude to you with the sum of (£1000,000.000) One Million British Pounds Sterling
we have authorized Agent. Leo Anderson to assist you in getting your compensation check across to you.

However you will have to fill and submit this form to Agent. Leo Anderson.
1. Full Names,2. Contact Address,3. Age,4. Telephone Number,5. Sex,6. Occupation
7. State,8. Country,9. Nationality


The name and contact address of Agent. Leo Anderson is as follows;

COMPENSATION HEAD OFFICE
CONTACT AGENT: Agent. Leo Anderson
EMAIL: leo_claimsunit001[at]hotmail.co.uk
TEL: +44-70457-15097

Hope to hear from you soon.

Mrs. Deborah Clarke
Presidential Library & Museum
Former Director International Online
Lottery Co-coordinator. © 2008 WORLD
INTERNET PROGRAMS®

I have attained real status - I am now considered a prominent User of the Internet. Hey Jizzy, your in the UK can ring this bird up for me and find out what I have to do to claim my dough?? :)

spoof the email headers, reply , and let them talk to each other

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Originally Posted by chitown

The name and contact address of Agent. Leo Anderson is as follows;

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Would the real Mr Anderson please stand


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(1) Ahora puedes escribirme a: lindabello111[at]yahoo.com.mx

- Attn:It was Resolved and Agreed Upon Today By the Board Members And Directors That your fund valued at $2.5Millon Will be Released To You On A Special Method Payment.via key telex transfer (KTT) -direct wire transfer or ATM means,and we found out that you have not received your payment due to your inability to fulfil the obligations given to you and your lack of co-operation in respect to your contract /inheritance payment.Secondly, you are hereby adviced to s! top dealing with some non-officials in the bank as this is an illegal act and will have to stop if you so wish to receive your payment imm ediately,You Are Now Asked to Send Your Full name,Address,Phone,age,Nationality to claim your fund without any further delay.Thanks as you comply to this.Mr.Walter Ibe

(2) Dear Winner,
This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of five
hundredthousandGreat Britain Pound Sterling's(?500,000.00) for the month of
OCTOBER 2008Lottery promotion which is organized by MSN LOTTERY INC &WINDOWS
LIVE. MSN & MICROSOFT WINDOWS, collects all the email addresses ofthe people
that are active online, among the millions that subscribed tointernetemail we
only select five people every Month as our winners
through electronic balloting System without the winner applying,wecongratulate
y ou for being one of the people selected. These are your
identification numbers:Batch number......................YM09102XNReff
number.......................YM35447XNWinning number....................YM0988
However you will have to submitthe below informations to the
eventsmanager:FULL
NAME ADDRESS NATIONALITY RESIDENCE COUNTRY TEL NO DATE OF BIRTH OCCUPATION
WINNING NUMBERNOTE:All winners are hereby advised to keep their winnings
confidential to
avoid multiple claims from imporsters,so as to enable easy and safe claims
ofyour prize.CONTACT EVENTS MANAGER
Name:Mr Adams Stockwin.
E-mail:adams_stockwinfirm04[at]yahoo.com.hk

(3)
From: LloydsTSB Bank Plc <account.review[at]lloydstsb.com>
To: …………….[at]aol.com
Sent: Wed, 8 Oct 2008 5:20
Subject: New Security Update

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Dear Valuable Customer,
Lloyds TSB technical department
With Security Centre about the new security update.
We urgently request that you should upgrade to the new security update.
Now click here to start : http://lloydstsb.com/our-technology.htm
Thank You

Lloyds TSB's Bank Secure

PS: To switch off email notifications of new messages, go to 'My Account' after you've logged in
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The first two were obviously bollox but the third with genuine LloydsTSB logos had me fooled.

The link took me to what looked to be the proper log in page and I had begun to enter my passwords etc when fortunately my anti virus software stopped me with an alert saying

"this is a known fraudulent site"

So the software paid for itself :nerner:

looks like you've been scammed already - if the software paid for itself!

I can't believe people fall for this stuff.


Thought this might be useful with Christmas coming up. Marks & Spencer, in conjunction with Persimmons Homes, are giving away free vouchers. Marks and Spencer's are trying word-of-mouth advertising to introduce its products and the reward you receive for advertising for them is free non-refundable vouchers to be used in any M & S store. To receive your free vouchers by e-mail all you have to do is send this e-mail out to 8 people (for £100 of free vouchers) or 20 people (for £500 of free vouchers). Within 2 weeks you will receive an e-mail with your vouchers attached. They will contact you through your e-mail address.

Three in one day!!

From: Mr Baro Isa
Bank Of Africa (BOA)
Ouagadougou-Burkina Faso

Dear friend,

This message might meet you in utmost Surprise. however, it's just the urgent need for a foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction. I am a banker by profession from Burkina Faso in west Africa and currently holding the post of bill and exchange director in our bank.

I have the opportunity of transferring the left over funds that amounts to $15.5million dollars into a foreign account and the said fund belongs to our deceased clients who died on 31 July 2000 in a plane crash.

Hence, I am inviting you for a business deal where this money can be shared between us in the ratio of 60/40 if you agree to my business proposal.

Further details of the transfer will be forwarded to you as soon as I receive your return mail.

Have a great day.

Yours,
Mr Baro Isa.
NB: Please reply to baroisa[at]jmail.co.za



- MR SABO RABO DIRECTOR AUDITING ACCOUNTING UNIT,BANK OF AFRICA.(BOA)TOGO REPUBLIQ OF LOME. DEAR FRIEND, THIS MESSAGE MIGHTY MEET YOU IN UTMOST SUPRISE, HOWEVER IT'S JUST MY URGENT NEED FOR FOREIGN PARTNER THAT MADE ME TO CONTACT YOU FOR THIS TRANSACTION. l AM A BANKER BY PROFESSION FROM TOGO REPURBLIQ OF LOME IN WEST AFRICA,AND CURRENTLY HOLDING THE POST OF DIRECTOR AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING UNIT OF THE BANK. I HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY OF TRANSFERING THE ! LEFT OVER FUNDS ( $30.THIRTY MILLION US DOLLARS) OF ONE OF MY BANK CLIENTS WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY ON 31, JULY 2000 IN A PLANE CRASH. YOU CAN CONFIRM THE GENUINESS OF THE DECEASE DEATH BY CLICKING ON THIS WEB SITE HENCE , BBC NEWS | World | Europe | Families wiped out in crash I AM INVITING YOU FOR A BUSINESS DEAL WHERE THIS MONEY CAN BE SHARED BETWEEN US IN THE RATION OF 50% FOR ME, 40% FOR YOU, WHILE 10% WILL BE MAPPED OUT FOR EXPENSES. IF YOU AGREE TO MY BUSINESS PROPOSAL. FURTHER DETAILS OF THE TRANSFER WILL BE FORWARDED TO YOU AS SOON AS I RECEIVED YOUR RETURN MAIL AND REPLY TO ME IMMEDIATELY. HAVE A GREAT DAY.YOUR FAITHFULLY MR SABO RABO NOTE..........FOR CONFIDENTIAL OF THIS TRANSACTION.TOP SECRET OKEY AND YOU CAN CALL ME ON THIS LINE +228 067 02 17



Dear Friend,
Please this is important and very urgent I have an urgent transaction of $6.6 million usd to transfer to your nominated account, am Mr Idris Ben .
I am an Auditor, with the Accounting Department, of the BANQUE ATLANTIQUE in OUAGADOUGOU , BURKINA FASO .

After going through some old files in the records, I discovered that if I do not remit this money out urgently it will be forfeited for nothing.
The owner of this account unfortunately died in the plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin republic on the December
25,2003.

No other person knows about this account or any thing concerning it, the account has no other beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as well that his company does not know anything about this account and the amount
involved is (USD 6.6 MILLION) Six million Six Hundred Thousand United States Dollars.

I want to transfer the USD6.6 MILLION) Six Hundred Thousand United States Dollars into a safe foreigners account abroad , I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money can not be approved to a local bank here, but can only be approved to any foreign account because the money is in US dollars and the former owner of the
account is a foreigner too.
I know that this message will come to you as a surprise as we don't know our selves before, but be rest assure
that this is life time business for both of us even for our generation to come,

With believe in the Almighty that you will never let me down in this business.
You are the only person that I have contacted in this business, so please reply urgently so that I will inform you the next step to take urgently .
together so that you can receive this money into a foreign account
or any country of your choice where the fund will be safe I will fly to your country for withdrawal and sharing and other investments I am contacting you
because of the need to involve a foreigner with foreign account and foreign beneficiary.

I need your full co-operation to make this work fine because the management is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who has correct information about this account, which I will feed you with, if you are able and with capability to handle such amount in your account strict confidence and trust according to my instructions my advice for our mutual benefit because this opportunity will never come again in my life.

I need truthful person in this business because I don't want to make mistake I need your strong assurance and trust. With my position now in the office I can transfer this money to any foreign reliable account, which you can provide with assurance that this money will be intact pending my physical arrival in your country for sharing.
And I want to remind you that your share has been calculated at 35% of the total sum.
YOU MAY REPLY ME THROUGH MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS :
idris_ben001[at]rediffmail.com

With Regards,
Mr Idris Ben