1: The birth of your 1st child
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1: The birth of your 1st child
being kicked in the knackers
A kick in the nuts
2: Losing the semi final on penalties
a combination of a really spicy meal the night before
and piles
Going to the fridge and finding there's no more beer.
cutting your hand off with an electric saw
Solution: send missus to the store. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Gerbil
Old Yeller dyin'.
News that the divorce is final (tears of joy)
Free Willy....
(The movie that is...)
Bloody poove, you ever see that John Wayne movie when he had the arrow thru his chest, he didn't cry, he drank half a bottle of whisky, broke off the back of the arrow and pushed the rest thru his chest, chucked the rest of the whisky in the hole, sat down for half hour and he was right as rain and off shooting indians again.Quote:
Originally Posted by flash
Stepping on an upturned electrical plug in bare feet whilst peeling onions.
yeah that can be a right fcuker that one, happened just the other day
^:rofl:
Nahh.. That was a Clint Eastwood one wasn't it? Poured gunpowder from a bullet in the hole and lit it.Quote:
Originally Posted by dirtydog
That was rambo, and he didn't cry whilst doing it, foking load of pooves above us on this thread.
Or was it Burt Reynolds in Deliverance? Who somehow managed to shoot himself with his bow and arrow. :)
haveing to put down me dogs, apart from that i,m tough as nails, so me missus says :rolleyes:
Being appointed Captain of England's cricket team.
Tears of anticipated anguish?
I always get a lump in my throat when watching Blade-Runner and Rutger Hauer is giving his final speech before he dies. The one that ends with "all those moments in time, lost like tear-drops in the rain.......time to die".
And then he does (sob).
Do Androids dream of electric sheep?
^
Yes, Blade Runner was an adaption of that book.
Philip K Dick
I probably would if my dog died. I bloody love my dog.
YouTube - Ferrari 456GT crushed by Thailand Customs 09-26-07
watching a beautiful car get crushed...