Wes Turner and Uma~~ murdered

Apologies if you have absolutely no idea what I am talking about but some of you will and I need to get this off my chest otherwise I will be dishonouring two of the greatest trolls Thaivisa ever had.

I realize that by now this haven is probably beyond moaning about the big blue bastard next door but I have just discovered that both Wes Turner and Uma~~ have been suspended until January 30th 2022.

Part of me feels sadness that my creations have been slain without me even knowing, and I will particularly miss Uma who was the most subtle.

Over thirty other members were 'in on the act' and it was my only way of contributing to TV, THEY WOULDN'T LET ME BE MYSELF so I had to create two other selfs, one for my serious side and the other for winding people up.

Since I've had little time for the internet I was unable to conclude the fate of my children yet was told by many to keep them going as long as possible, I got over 200 posts from both and luckily I copied and saved the personal messages from mods and members, including a classic from Udon supporting Wes's use of the word 'fag' and another he sent to Uma, flirting with her and slagging off Wes!

I clocked up about 400 posts between them which wasn't bad considering the doc was adamant I would reveal myself within a couple of posts.

Wes was a bigger twat than I am but Uma was wonderful, pathetic I know - being so fond of ones own troll, she was a work of art. I have never been to Dubai or Manchester but she made me want to.

Just goes to show how carried away/sad we can be when we have oodles of time on our hands which I did for the first two months of this year.

RIP

Uma Al Lita (AKA Uma~~)

Jeff Whitcombe (AKA Wes Turner)

lol, you fucker Scamp. I started a thread on the Wes and Uma and who were they on TV. I guessed Uma was you because of the posting style, and a few other things. I had Wes down as The Moog or something because it seemed a bit too smart a play for you.

Most people doubted me coz they said you weren't that devious but I knew you could do it!

I'm gonna copy and paste this over to that TV thread now to prve them wrong if you don't mind, and if you do, well so be it!

Great one the Scamp, I knew that Uma was too fit to be chatting to the real Scamp in Samui. Classic.

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Over thirty other members were 'in on the act' and it was my only way of contributing to TV, THEY WOULDN'T LET ME BE MYSELF so I had to create two other selfs, one for my serious side and the other for winding people up.

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You had Khall in on it too right, coz I asked her about that time she wanted to meet Uma in Samui, but then suddenly couldn't. I deduced much like a modern day sherlock holmes crossed with a spliff smoking colombo that 'uma' had owned up as being the Scamp and got her in on the blag. Was I close?

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Link please...

Actually, should say Tuky clocked it first but I developed the theory one boring night on the computer!

Uma was very similar to the Scamp in the writing, not king of the trolls yet dude. Though Wes was quality!

Heres me post on the matter over at TV:

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ok, going all out here now based on that samui girls night out thread. I've never seen members come together so quick as that, I reckon Wes Turner is The Moog. He had a particular thing about double IDs with a proper name as ID, ie. Jefferey Stanthorpe, a previous Moog incarnation.

Funny how these three members have all turned up (soph and wes just a week apart), all live on samui, all use proper names, and the one thread that lovejoy used to say he didn't think it was so was a meeting between the three of them. Admittedly, Wes didnt go, but had phonecalls. No one else has ever met these guys right? Almost a thread placed there to move suspicions away and solidify the 'characters' reality?

Now Moogs been banned, Scamps been banned and we all know they love to post on here. Scamp hasn't got the brains for the wind up, but the Moog is a cunning b@stard and I bet he and someone else joined up as Wes and Soph.

and no, I am not on acid, its just really niggling me now. https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif

And I reckon Khall was going to meet them, but they contacted her and told her the ruse, and made excuses for her on the thread. Khall would have mentioned it on the thread if she couldn't go I think.

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I'm shit at troll spotting too, you must have been crap at it Scamp.
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i take my hat off to you scampy,
i would love to see that prick udon's face when he reads about it.

can you post his pm's please?

Congratulations Scamp, you certainly fooled many on TV.
The Wes character was a little too over the top to escape notice, but Uma was well done!
Tell us about Soph!

How many trolls left do you have there ? I know of 2 or 3 still unbanned

Btw, TM tried to rat you out on Bedlam. Not sure how it went since I got banned. Not sure what were the motives for him to rat you out. Strange.

Yes, please post the PMs, I would like to see the ones with the flirting. Sex and Power. The 2 things that drives most TV mods. Actually, I should take back the sex part. TV mods don't get laid, too busy watching over the eggs

I thought that wes and Uma were obviously scamp, (even though he did'nt even bother to let me know :) ) Wes was obvious. The thread about Uma bumping into some guy in Sammui, who was very scamp like gave it away for me. I'm still pretty certian he's got at leat one nick still over there, but I wont divulge it.

I did think it was pretty comman knowlage and the mod's were just turning a blind eye to it.

RC

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Originally Posted by Butterfly

Btw, TM tried to rat you out on Bedlam

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I'll back butterfly up on this he did. I think it just died a death though.

Very nicely done Scampy. Wes Turner was hillarious, i'm almost sad to find out he wasn't for real.

It is important that I say the following as this will inevitably be read by those over at TV...

Soph and Khall are REAL people and genuine members... Soph got in contact soon after I arrived in Samui and I got her in on the act.

Khall was reluctant to get involved and I feel a little guilty for putting her in an awkward position. I never got to meet Khall but she helped me get my monthly column in a very well known paper, of which I was unable to use TGS as a nom de plume which is a bummer.

I also apologise to some young woman called Alexandra Lita who's pic I found after doing a Google on 'Models Dubai', I think she was a candidate for a modelling competition, I tried to find her tonight because I assume the avatar has been erased with the suspension and so I have lost her forever, and she made Uma real and gave members an image to wank over whilst reading her posts.

Anyway, tomorrow I have my first day off in three weeks so hopefully I can get up to date with what's going on here and there.
I'm now on my room mate's laptop eating a steak I spent 10 minutes tenderising before spreading fresh, crushed garlic into it and sprinkling both sides with salt and cracked black pepper before quick frying it in a pan with a little olive oil... It is nice and red in the middle, just how I like it but my cheesy, pepery mash has gone a bit cold because I only have one hotplate to cook on but hey, I'm working and I'm not living in a shitty container in Pattaya, now I just need to go out and find an Uma lookalike.:)

I'll reveal some PM's whe I have more time on my hands and a faster laptop, though I'm not sure if it's a good idea... I never hated Udon, the doc or Thaivisa, they just hated me.

To Random Chances, I tried to call you on all 3 numbers I had on a couple of occasions, hope to meet up with you next time. Butterfly, I wasn't in contact with you when I started spilling the beans to all and sundry - as for Thomas Merton, I am surprised. I correctly guessed he was the gent and got in touch with him via PM and was confident I could trust him, seems I was wrong. Have never met him but spoke to him on the phone once.

If anyone can find Uma's image, please post a photo as a memorial, I think it was SHE who was too good to be true, not Wes... Maybe I had created my idea of my ideal woman, the question is - WHO KILLED HER?

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Now Moogs been banned, Scamps been banned and we all know they love to post on here.

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I get THB 250,000 a month now for writing for a website (that doesn't go far in Hong Kong though). So I smirk in the general direction of this inferrence. I'm afraid don't have the time to be an icon there anymore, though I wish them all well.

In fact I think a whip-round should be launched here in order to encourage me to post more.

I'll rustle up a couple of baht for you the moog.

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Originally Posted by bkkmadness

I'll rustle up a couple of baht for you the moog

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I'm a bit short on cash but could do you a food parcel.

I realize that funding my whipround may involve your last few satangs and involve taking food out of your children's mouths, but I honestly think its worth it.

Saying that, has the moog's dry wit lost a little edge outside the restricted realms of thaivisa? How can we be sure we get our moneys worth?

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Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

If anyone can find Uma's image, please post a photo as a memorial, I think it was SHE who was too good to be true, not Wes... Maybe I had created my idea of my ideal woman, the question is - WHO KILLED HER?

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I have to say, i wasn't too keen on Uma. She had a vicious misandristic streak in her. But i guess, now that it turns out she's not real, i can forgive her.

Fuck, you were Uma ? what a fucking annoying bitch. I tried to avoid her. In my "Cheating" troll thread in the Ladies section, she was trying to throw silly arguments. I almost bought it. However I was looking for an excuse not to slash her throat in that thread. It would have been nasty and I would have been banned because of you. Thank god, I ignored her.

Well done Scampy.

PP looks a right idiot now, he didn't know that when he banned you he was also taking out your other 19000 nicks.
That's why it is so quiet over there now

You barsted :) I was banned because of you. About some shit I posted back to Uma about her favorite tool being 8 " long and vibrates and because that wanker udon sent me a pm telling me to leave poor uma alone.
And when I sent one back telling him he was a wanker they bannned me mind you I did PM it to about 20 people when I sent it to him
Udon is a silly old fucker that lives in Australia still with his mother at the age of 60

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Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

...If anyone can find Uma's image...

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Originally Posted by Rigger

You barsted :) I was banned because of you. About some shit I posted back to Uma about her favorite tool being 8 " long and vibrates and because that wanker udon sent me a pm telling me to leave poor uma alone.
And when I sent one back telling him he was a wanker they bannned me mind you I did PM it to about 20 people when I sent it to him
Udon is a silly old fucker that lives in Australia still with his mother at the age of 60

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Rigger, I apologise for that, but I had to 'be' the character, just like Dustin Hoffman had to 'be' Tootsie.
I also apologise to El Tel beceause he got banned because of Uma also and I have to live with that until the day I die and if anyone can put me in touch with El Tel then I owe him a beer.

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