ODES? for ya

Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show us your tits
x
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
x
Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just come
Pass me a hanky
x
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cause here comes my willy
x
Roses make me laugh
Violets make me bitter
You're a dirty bitch
And you love it up the shitter
x
Roses are red
But I like Carnations
You're so bad in bed
That I fucked your Alsation
x
Roses are red
Violets are finer
Chickens are fowl
Just like your vagina
x
Roses are red
That's elementary
Let's call up a friend
And try double entry
x
Roses are shit
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll come in your lap
x
Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Gimmie a blow job
And swallow it down
x
Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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