Phil Parkinson is BIPOLAR
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Description:I am clearly mad as a bag of smashed laptops...
Only the other day I was sat in my bath-tub with a bottle of "wash and go" up my bottom. I was covered from head to toe in pureed courgette. As I quacked gently like a timid mallard, and rocked back and forth to celine dion, i knew i had finally lost it.... BIG TIME.
Even though I have never actually acted irrationally once in the 28 years of my life, you must understand that I am mentally unwell... 3 or 4 people in this town - a business partner shafted me for £150,000, an ex-best mate turned on a dime and a few cunts from Brighton just wanked in my face when all i had ever done tham was favours... One particular [at][at][at][at] went so far as to tell the police i had been harassing her and that she was extremely worried for her safety (ask me who when you see me) The above motley crew have been helping me out and trying to spread the word.
Apparantly they are really worried about me, but they haven't actually called me... instead preferring to call others and spread complete and utter bollocks about me.
It doesn't matter that they haven't actually spent any time with me in the last month... What is important is the message.
Phil Parkinson has been taking shit LOADS of drugs
Phil Parkinson has been smashing up his house and office for no reason.
We are all really worried about Phil
Phil has bipolar disorder and has been diagnosed with it in the past.
It really does not matter that none of the above have an ounce of truth in them... What is important is getting the word out here.
Please forward this group on to your friends and family. Contact your step sister in Goa that you haven't spoken to in 17 years... Tell her you miss her and that Phil Parkinson has bipolar. Get tattoos on your face. Print up business cards and flyers... Start an Electro night called "I may be a bullshitting snide, deceptive lying fucking snake, but Phil Parkinson's lost it"
Perhaps you can hold coffee mornings where you can all go to talk about me, (behind my back of course).... You know... swing by.... conceptualise some absolute bullshit and then work out the quickest and most efficient way to put that shit into the rumour mill.
Perhaps you can use this group to work out when and where I get my hair cut. If I need to pop out for a weekly shop, perhaps a few of you can come with me and try to get me sectioned while I'm buying my fruit and veg??
I am a chicken and my hooves need marmite.
Everyone is welcome to join this group, but it is primarily aimed at the 3 or 4 ABSOLUTE CUNTS who have such boring and mundane lives that they have nothing better to do that seek to disrupt someone elses with black and white lies.
PLEASE PLEASE help to get the word out... Phil Parkinson is mad!!!!!
In reality, this group is aimed at the 99% of people who don't have black in their hearts... In the last month, people who i have known for a total of 30 years have stabbed me in the back without a second thought... Others (mainly from Brighton) who i have known for weeks have shown me such incredibly loyalty - I really don't know what i would have done without the support and love of the many many good people in this town.
If you have ever been royally fucked in the arse by those that you thought had your back... Join this group and then stick two fingers up at them.
CUNTS.
Phil
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Which would you rather drive through, Kansas or Colorado? I promise you Colorado's a hell of a lot more interesting, so take the down with the up and be thankful you're not in Kansas any more.
They say that everyone's a little bit crazy, but why be like everyone else? If you're going to go, go all out.
Insanity...gotta get me some of that!
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This is a group for students who are fortunate enough to have Bipolar Disorder. If you hide your mental state from others in desperate fear of discovery, you don't belong here. There's no more shame to being bipolar than there is in needing glasses. Hell, at least mania can be an adaptive response to environmental stresses...wearing glasses doesn't keep your living room clean but bipolar disorder sure can.
We've just gone global.
