Siam Sato - Too good to be true?

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10-06-2008, 08:10 AM
The Gentleman Scamp

Siam Sato - Too good to be true?

Has anyone heard of this stuff before?

On my last night in Pattaya I was ended up joining some Aussies outside the Buffalo bar on 3rd rd and they were very happy.

They offered me a drink and poured what looked like fortified white wine into a glass and mixed it with red berry green tea and it was not only delicious but it got me hammered.

Not only did it get me hammered but it was only 25baht for a wine sized bottle.

Not only was it very cheap, but it turned me into a fanny magnet, and a silicone breasted vixen I'd met in Walking Street earlier in the evening with hotpants that were so short they were more like a red denim thong - rang me up and demanded to meet me, asking if she could go home and snuggle with me as she was lonely.

Needless to say I had a good time. I'm not quite sure what her line of work is but I told my new Aussie friends who were called Sato Steve, Sato Simon and Sato Greg that she was a union delegate for IBM and they said, "Cool" and we all clinked glasses.

From the moment I discovered Sato, the night lasted until 6am - I got pissed and laid for a total of 45 baht and had no hangover.

Maybe I just got lucky, anyway - here's to Siam Sato. :) Siam Sato - Google Image Search
10-06-2008, 08:12 AM
kingwilly

Rocket fuel and petrol, fighting juice.

it causes blindness you know.
10-06-2008, 08:14 AM
peterpan

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Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

and a silicone breasted vixen I'd met in Walking Street earlier in the evening with hotpants that were so short they were more like a red denim thong - rang me up and demanded to meet me, asking if she could go home and snuggle with me as she was lonely.

I'm not quite sure what her line of work is

Aaaaah, Let me guess, a katoey hooker :)
10-06-2008, 09:02 AM
reinvented

the country hooch stuff is grand

the siam stuff is about 75% sugar
sets my teeth on edge
10-06-2008, 09:19 AM
DrB0b

^^:rofl::rofl::rofl:
10-06-2008, 10:59 AM
The Gentleman Scamp

Does the shocking originality of 'Maybe your girl was a bloke' really justify three laughing smileys? :rolleyes:

I would have mentioned her stretch marks if I'd forseen such a predictable and adolescent KW'esque response. It's the sort of thing the Sato boys would laugh at. :)
10-06-2008, 11:30 AM
bkkmadness

So it was either a katoey or a silicone breasted stretch marked Pattaya hooker? Things are looking up Scamp, now back to the UMC with you.
10-06-2008, 01:26 PM
tsicar

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Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Has anyone heard of this stuff before?
They offered me a drink and poured what looked like fortified white wine into a glass and mixed it with red berry green tea and it was not only delicious but it got me hammered.
Not only did it get me hammered but it was only 25baht for a wine sized bottle.
Not only was it very cheap, but it turned me into a fanny magnet, and a silicone breasted vixen I'd met in Walking Street earlier in the evening with hotpants that were so short they were more like a red denim thong - rang me up and demanded to meet me, asking if she could go home and snuggle with me as she was lonely.
Maybe I just got lucky, anyway - here's to Siam Sato. :) Siam Sato - Google Image Search

if it is the same stuff they brew in isaan, i drink it all the time. interesting is the brewing process. i brewed my own beer for many years, and if you saw how this stuff is made, you wouldn't believe it could work.
they cook up a batch of sticky rice, wash it so it doesn't stick together, then strain all the liquid off. then they add the "yeast". secret recipe stuff, and only this yeast works-i tried with brewers yeast and it doesnt work. after mixing it up a bit it is placed in a container and left to ferment for a few days, after which water is added, and you then have an instant, very sweet "rice beer" (sato),
which increases it's potency, becoming less sweet and more bitter the longer it is left to stand.
be careful where you buy this stuff. the thais tell me that some "brewers " will add a percentage of insecticide (the very dangerous and evil polydol, which is banned in most developed countries) to give the stuff more of a kick!
10-06-2008, 03:34 PM
The Gentleman Scamp

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be careful where you buy this stuff.

Surely 7-Eleven is a safe bet?
10-06-2008, 04:12 PM
deathstardan

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Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

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be careful where you buy this stuff.

Surely 7-Eleven is a safe bet?

Their hotdogs are a hospital visit waiting to happen...
10-06-2008, 04:19 PM
The Gentleman Scamp

^ I have never known 7-Eleven to sell food - and by that I mean something edible without wretching.
10-06-2008, 04:21 PM
sabang

Better than Yaa Dong the scampy? :)
10-06-2008, 10:03 PM
Fabian

So have you discovered Lao Kao already?

Sato is something like a rice wine but not filtered. Very awful stuff.

My ex's neighbour's wife mixed it with chang. I tried that, now this gave a bad headache.
10-06-2008, 10:43 PM
BobbyTits

Scamp one day you should write a book about your adventures and if all goes as planned it will be made into a screenplay for the movies.

I wonder who could play you ?
10-06-2008, 11:49 PM
Doggsy

^^^^ dont let dirty dog hear you dissing the 7 Eleven food. Thats part of his staple diet!
11-06-2008, 12:02 AM
sabang

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I wonder who could play you ?

Rupert Everett is looking for work. :bunny3:
18-06-2010, 05:57 PM
doucettj

I like Siamsato. Drink it frequently. To me it tastes like white wine only better. Like it for a pre-sleep beverage and if I don't finish before sleep it is nice to have on bedside table for freshening the mouth between batches of sleep.
18-06-2010, 10:16 PM
DrB0b

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Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

^ I have never known 7-Eleven to sell food - and by that I mean something edible without wretching.

That misspelling conjures up a far more interesting image than you intended. I should green you for that but, because you're Scampy, I'm not going to.
19-06-2010, 04:27 AM
Bung

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it turned me into a fanny magnet

How so? did it change your looks? Or did you just "feel" it made you more handsome you when in reality you were just the same loser only slightly gayer?

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rang me up and demanded to meet me, asking if she could go home and snuggle with me as she was lonely.

You sure it was her asking you that?

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"Cool" and we all clinked glasses.

Just gets gayer and gayer doesn't it?
15-11-2010, 10:02 PM
donkiemaster

best story ever

I just bought Siamsato because it looked like a big beer. Staying in Hua Hin for my honeymoon and the beer and wine selection is kind of limited. Anyways, had this "beer" in the fridge for a day or so and broke it out and poured it into a glass and was like wtf? Then did a google search for the name and this link popped up first. Such a classic story.
15-11-2010, 10:57 PM
Chairman Mao

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Such a classic story.

Geez, you are pissed.

Must be good stuff.
16-11-2010, 11:05 AM
Yemen

#20- glad you didn't say classey story.