Thai Schools Catching Evil Nasty Farangs

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14-05-2008, 11:42 PM
dirtydog

Thai Schools Catching Evil Nasty Farangs

Ok in my bit to help out Thai schools catching evil nasty farang teachers with fake degrees I shall be posting all the fake degree places here so the schools can check with them if they are indeed a university or just some fakers helping tesco shelf packers getting jobs in Thailand.

This one is from chiquita_mignon_ua AT wine.net and seems a real good deal and maybe some of the TEFLers could get away with it, but remember kiddies, it's prison time if you get caught......

Quote:

We can assist with Diplomas from prestigious universities based on your present
knowledge and LifeExperience.

No required examination, tests, classes, books, or interviews.

Bacheelor, MasteerMBA, and Doctoraate diplomas available in the field of your choice
-
that's right, you can become a Doctor and receive all the benefits that comes with it!

Diploma/Certificate Valid in all countries

No one is turned down
Confidentiality assured
CALL US 24 HOURS A DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK

For US: 1-309-407-3749
Outside US: +1-309-407-3749

"Just leave your NAME & PHONE NO. (with CountryCode)" in the voicemail

Please call today!!
14-05-2008, 11:52 PM
Happyman

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Ok in my bit to help out Thai schools catching evil nasty farang teachers with fake degrees I shall be posting all the fake degree places here so the schools can check with them if they are indeed a university or just some fakers helping tesco shelf packers getting jobs in Thailand.

This one is from chiquita_mignon_ua AT wine.net and seems a real good deal and maybe some of the TEFLers could get away with it, but remember kiddies, it's prison time if you get caught......

Quote:

We can assist with Diplomas from prestigious universities based on your present
knowledge and LifeExperience.

No required examination, tests, classes, books, or interviews.

Bacheelor, MasteerMBA, and Doctoraate diplomas available in the field of your choice
-
that's right, you can become a Doctor and receive all the benefits that comes with it!

Diploma/Certificate Valid in all countries

No one is turned down
Confidentiality assured
CALL US 24 HOURS A DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK

For US: 1-309-407-3749
Outside US: +1-309-407-3749

"Just leave your NAME & PHONE NO. (with CountryCode)" in the voicemail

Please call today!!

Did you "Cut and Paste" the Prospectus??

I do hope so ! :)
15-05-2008, 12:02 AM
dirtydog

I hope and assume the misspellings are to get round the spam filter, but you never know :(
15-05-2008, 01:02 AM
Happyman

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtydog

I hope and assume the misspellings are to get round the spam filter, but you never know :(

OK :)
15-05-2008, 04:58 PM
DaveRobin

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Originally Posted by dirtydog

, but remember kiddies, it's prison time if you get caught......

Don't be daft.

A life degree is legal. It may not be recognised as a full bachelor degree, but it's legal. You may not get a job but you haven't broken the law even if used to obtain a work permit.

A fake degree certificate uses the official logo and heading of a reputable university and adds a name and date of your choice. This is illegal when used to fraudulently obtain a work permit. But until it's been used, nothing illegal about it.
27-05-2008, 04:44 PM
dirtydog

Another dodgy degree place for those that wish to better themselves.

Quote:

Bacheelor, MasteerMBA, and Doctoraate diplomas available in the field of your choice
that's right, you can even become a Doctor and receive all the benefits that comes
with it!

Our Diplomas/Certificates are recognised in most countries

No required examination, tests, classes, books, or interviews.

** No one is turned down
** Confidentiality assured

CALL US 24 HOURS A DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK

For US: 1-718-989-5740
Outside US: +1-718-989-5740

"Just leave your NAME & PHONE NO. (with CountryCode)" in the voicemail

our staff will get back to you in next few days
27-05-2008, 05:56 PM
Texpat

I'd like to be an overnight certified brain surgeon.

Anyone know of a quick, degree-granting program?
27-05-2008, 07:12 PM
Boon Mee

Probably where raycarey got his 'degree', eh?;)
27-05-2008, 07:22 PM
jandajoy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Texpat

I'd like to be an overnight certified brain surgeon.

Anyone know of a quick, degree-granting program?

BEER and a computer with a printer
27-05-2008, 07:23 PM
jandajoy

The University of Somerset, used to be a good place to go.
27-05-2008, 07:30 PM
dirtydog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Texpat

I'd like to be an overnight certified brain surgeon.

I just happen to be holding a 2 day course on brain surgery in the next week or 2, the cost is 400 dollars for the course and includes free tea and coffee and lots of animal brains to chop up and play with, obviously you do not need to attend this course to pass, just a simple picture of you chopping up some poor little animals brain will garauntee your degree to be sent to you by first class post, after your cheque has cleared.
29-06-2008, 09:04 PM
dirtydog

Here we go another one for you lads that want a quick easy cheap degree so you can TEFLer in Thailand and rob the natives.

Quote:

Bacheelor, MasteerMBA, and Doctoraate diplomas available in the field of your choice that's right, you can even become a Doctor and receive all the benefits that comes with it!

Our Diplomas/Certificates are recognised in most countries

No required examination, tests, classes, books, or interviews.

** No one is turned down
** Confidentiality assured

CALL US 24 HOURS A DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK

For US: 1-501-647-0781
Outside US: +1-501-647-0781

"Just leave your NAME & PHONE NO. (with CountryCode)" in the voicemail

our staff will get back to you in next few days
29-06-2008, 09:13 PM
Texpat

I've had a change of heart.

I'd like to be an astronaut.

Got any PhDs available in astro physics?
29-06-2008, 09:39 PM
dirtydog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Texpat

astro physics?

Thats like a PE teacher aint it? It just so happens that we have a course running on Monday, to prove your fitness levels you have to park at least 500meters away from it and walk the rest of the way, yes I know getting a degree is hard but it could be worse, anyway, in this test your hand to eye coordinatination and numeric abilities will also be tested, anyway, it is actually the bank, this is where you will be tested on your local ATM machine, here you will be required to access your account, work out how much 500 US dollars is worth, and then transfer that money to my account, if you can pass this test you will walk away with your brand new degree :)
29-06-2008, 10:03 PM
baldrick

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Originally Posted by dirtydog

I hope and assume the misspellings are to get round the spam filter,

so where and why did you register to get this sort of spam ?

or does DJ patsy put you on his cc emial list ?
30-06-2008, 01:12 AM
rubbajohnny

Just show them your past master degree from Uni of Toyland and you'll be better qualified than many at Rogerbat (name changed to avoid offending the oil iterate,the head of English at my alma mater could not even speak English !
30-06-2008, 05:59 AM
kingwilly

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Originally Posted by DaveRobin

A life degree is wank.

yes, it is.

do you have one then?
30-06-2008, 09:21 AM
Agent_Smith

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Originally Posted by dirtydog

rob the natives.

It's defraud, not rob. The reason I know the difference is that I have a real degree.
30-06-2008, 01:09 PM
colourful-era

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Here we go another one for you lads that want a quick easy cheap degree so you can TEFLer in Thailand and rob the natives.

they deserve to be robbed though