Man Versus Crocodile

Last night we decided to visit Lolitas bar in soi leng kee in Pattaya, yep the old blow job bar, the owner now has a pet crocodile, now these things really don't make good pets as they like eating people and that sort of stuff, also they cant do tricks like cute labradors and things like that, Now as a kid I did admire Tarzan and the way he fought with the crocodiles and slashed their bellys open with a big fok off knife, but would you play with this ones parents?

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Warning, this video shows graphic details of our cameraman being attacked by this vicious beasty crocodile, luckily his camera survived in tact, shame about his fingers though :)

We take visiting friends and family hunting crocs whenever they visit. I remember one time we bought to baby crocs home and put them in the bath. Every forget to tell my auntie who hadnt come out with us that night - you should have heard her scream when she went to the bathroom the next morning!

in any civilised country where owners have 'liability' this would never happen...

wait until it bites some punter in the balls while he's gettin a blowjob at the bar...all hell will let loose and then the fuzz will side with the owner cause the punter shouldn't have been in the bar...

exactly the same principle applies if you hit a mc while you're driving...even on those overpass bridges which clearly shows signs prohibiting mcs from access...you hit the fucker and then tell him 'serves you right..you're not supposed to be on here'...but you still have to pay...and more cause you're a 'visitor'

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Originally Posted by dirtydog

now these things really don't make good pets as they like eating people and that sort of stuff, also they cant do tricks like cute labradors

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perhaps not but it could be fun to feed some young labrador pups to them and watch the gore whilst being BJ'd.