Sicko’s sex with a Henry hoover
A HOSPITAL builder has been sacked after being caught having sex with a Henry the hoover.
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Happy ... Henry hoover before the incident
The Polish contractor – who was supposed to be locking up the site – was found naked and on his knees with the smiling cleaner in the staff canteen.
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A horrified security guard at Great Ormond Street Children’s Hospital told him to “clean himself and the hoover” before kicking him out.
The shameless builder later told bosses he was vacuuming his underwear – “a common practice in Poland”. :bunny3:
His firm were refurbishing admin offices 100 yards from the hospital in central London.
An insider said: “The guard who found him said he was groaning louder than the hoover.”
HG Construction, based in Hitchin, Herts, said: “That behaviour is not acceptable, though it gave a few people a laugh.”
Comic Russell Brand, 32, has also admitted to a session with a vacuum when he was 14.
He said: “I saw Henry sat there, he was looking at me. Now whenever I hear that name, I have a guilty little smile.”
Last year Chris Donald admitted bonking CARS in the West Country, and Karl Watkins used to romp with PAVEMENTS in Redditch, Worcs.
