The Proverbial...

... Left Testicle Thread.

I was just reading about this car that's up for auction in the paper:

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... A 1972 Chrysler VH Charger E49 R/T "Bathurst" coupe. It's expected to reach a price of AU$260,000 so is out of my price range by some margin.

I would however gladly, willingly, give my left testicle for it. I would remove it myself, sautee it, and present it on a bed of lettuce if I had to.

So, what would you give up the proverbial for... ?

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Ah, but then you wouldn't have the balls to drive it :)

^ I'd still have one! :)

This one should do it for me...:) Price....1.4millUSD :( But for give up my left nut...Any damm day :)

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Does it have a horn that plays 'la cucharacha'?

^ Anti-christ :)

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My left one is fvcked anyway so I would settle for :

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Just a good Hamburger.

^ Ironically enough that hamburger looks exactly as I would enviasge my testicle sauteed and served on a bed of lettuce would.

^ With your nut it would only be a kiddie-burger :)

Dalton, is that a kiddies bike ?

It has some of those little stabiliser wheels on the back

And to think I sold my 265 Charger for a song in 1982, to get something more 'adult'- a mitsubishi sigma. :(

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Originally Posted by Thetyim

Dalton, is that a kiddies bike ? It has some of those little stabiliser wheels on the back

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To 1.4mill USD it's a damm expensive kiddies toy, wouldent you think :)

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Originally Posted by Dalton

With your nut it would only be a kiddie-burger

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I'll have you know my left nut fathered a child at the same time as the right one - absolutely nothing wrong with my boys! ;)

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Originally Posted by sabang

And to think I sold my 265 Charger for a song in 1982, to get something more 'adult'- a mitsubishi sigma.

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Regrets, I've had a few... I can sympathise with you Sabang. Likewise sold my pretty mint GTR XU-1 Torana for a fraction of what they were fetching a few years later :(

^ Dont live in the past boys, cant change it anyway...:)

Umm...:
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an old bean farmer around here used to drive this yellow hk monaro round toen, used to have the sweetest rumble, turned out to be an original bathurst gm..he paid 3k au he sold it early last year for 2ook+ nice retirement plan, but i reckon he must miss his sunday drives!

I would swap a proverbial for one of these.
Drove one once and have never forgotten it.


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Originally Posted by Dalton

^ Dont live in the past boys, cant change it anyway...:)

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Worked my nuts off when I was an apprentice and did 2 part time jobs to buy an A.J.S.7R 350cc ex-works racing bike ( I was racing a B.S.A.Gold Star at the time ) and paid the princley sum of 325 GBP for it. Apprentice wage was 2 pounds 10 shillings a week then !
Raced it for a couple of years and sold it for 400 GBP !!
Felt like I had won the lottery!
That was in 1963

Last year I had an email from an American collector who was considering buying it at auction and was tracing the provenance.

Reserve price at the auction was 15,000 $ US !!:tantrum:

But as you say "Don't live in the past ":rofl:

SHIT !!!

I'd give either plum for one of these baby's. Only six ever made. Just four still in existence -- three are active.

Goes from zero to 27,875 kph in about 122 seconds. One downside is that you can only hit the gas pedal once, and you have no thrust on the return trip. Capable of an 18-day roadtrip with five close friends.
Cost: about $2.1 billion

Probably the most complex machine ever built.

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^ Absolute bitch of a thing to park though! :)

^ i,d rather have the money..:)

^ I'd rather keep the plums