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A bunch of lawyers were sitting around the office playing poker. "I win!" says Johnson at which point Henderson throws down his cards. "That's it! I've had it! Johnson is cheating!!!" "How can you tell?" Phillips asked. "Those aren't the cards I dealt him!"
:rofl:
here's a new one sent to me today:
A Mafia Godfather learns that his bookkeeper has embezzled 10 million dollars from the family.
The bookkeeper is deaf ... this is the reason he got the job in the first place. The Godfather assumed that the deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything that he'd ever have to testify about in court.
So, when the Godfather interrogates the bookkeeper about the missing 10 million dollars, he brings along an attorney who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper, "Where's the 10 million you embezzled from me?" The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back, "I don't know what you're talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about".
The Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's head and cocks it ....
...then says to the attorney, "Ask him again!".
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper, "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!". The bookkeeper signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens ."
The Godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?".
The attorney replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger".
Don't you just love lawyers?!!!