Christmas Carols for the Mentally Disturbed

1. Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disorientated Are

3. Dementia - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas

4. Narcissistic - Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic - Deck the Halls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and...

6. Paranoid - Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent Night, Holy, ooh look at the froggy - Can I have a chocolate? Why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

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'Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me': Mental health charity sparks outrage with spoof Christmas carols | the Daily Mail

The aged Parent gets the Mail and, yes, it is a little insensitive. None the less I still laughted like a drain, for several hours after.

Prejudicial - White Christmas

Pornographic - Blue Christmas

Divorcee - I saw mummy kissing Santa Claus

Patpong - 99 Red Balloons

^^^ I would imagine that if anyone was allowed to 'poke fun' at the mentally ill, it would be they, themselves. It was written by patients. PC really is going too far in the West. :(

Sad to take the piss on mentaly ill people..:( I guess some think it's halarious, I pity those those people.

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Sad to take the piss on mentaly ill people.. I guess some think it's halarious, I pity those those people.

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A bit too close to home, eh?

^ No, but seriously it's not a very nice thing to do, some of them are trying real hard to fit in, and what do they get in return ?? The piss taken out of them...:(

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and what do they get in return ?? The piss taken out of them

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Dreadful, I'm sure.

Yeah I know, It really hurt me to see people doing like that to CMn....He does try so hard :)

Fetish - I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus?

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8. Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

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Didn't know it was a disorder to be female.

^ Really? You didn't know that it was a disorder to be female? How come? Freud got that ages ago.

It seems we're all really envious of that flappy thing you lot have dangling at your groin area.

I guess we must be jealous of the fact that we'll never know completely why you lot all double up & cringe when someone gets kicked in the balls on TV. We also really want to understand why you find that scene with the fly zipper in 'Something About Mary' so tear inducing. Also, we all really want to experience the embarrassment & frustration of 'shrinkage' a la Seinfeld.

I tell you it is such a trial being a woman; you can't imagine...:sexy:

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It seems we're all really envious of that flappy thing you lot have dangling at your groin area.

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Having a bad day honey, or just need to get laid :)

^ Naah, it's a serious theory of Freud's - Penis Envy. Seemingly we women all suffer from it and it's the root (no pun intended) of many of our female problems & histrionics.

Problem is they seem like mighty inconvenient things to have (and painful as well) if you believe TV & movies, so I'm not sure what we're supposed to be envious of. That was the only point I was making (with a healthy dose of sarcasm, of course - well, I am female!) ;)

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I am male

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I knew there was something strange about you...:)

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Seemingly we women all suffer from it and it's the root (no pun intended) of many of our female problems & histrionics.

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I thought it was because you're all raving bonkers, but I shall defer to the good Dr Freud in this instance. :)