Zambian Police officer arrested after allegedly releasing prisoners to celebrate NYE

Detective Inspector Titus Phiri “forcibly seized cell keys” on Tuesday morning whilst “in a state of intoxication,” Zambia’s Police Service said in a press release on Wednesday.


“Subsequently, (Phiri) unlocked both the male and female cells and instructed the suspects to leave, stating they were free to cross over into the New Year,” the police statement said.


A manhunt has been launched for 13 detainees who remain at large, according to the police statement. Some had been facing allegations of assault and theft among other crimes, it said.

Police officer arrested after allegedly releasing prisoners to celebrate New Year’s Eve in Zambia | CNN

Is there not an African forum you can post this on?

Luckily

Ms Harriett the asylum bus driver for Armsbong Tours was sending a group of mental patients to another hospital, but they all ran away at a red light.

The resourceful Lusakagoona pulled up to a bus stop and said he had to go to the depot, but would take all the escapees to the station for free for free, since it was on his way.

Then he drove to the mental hospital and said to Dr Baldlick the patients were all here, but watch out, they’re delusional liars. Nurse Ratchet applied the weasal and oxyacetainecotin enemas with GLEE!A

They are being pooled while awaiting Drs Willy and Livingstone

Rather embarrassing for the Zambian police.