TD Xmas Appeal

Let's help an asylum seeker escape the bondgae of NANA, the suck of Sukhumvit the cling ons of Klong Katoey


For just 2 baht you can insert a coin in each eyelid to shield him from Katoeys and taxi touts


For 8 baht some Mama noodles will feed him for a an hour or a flip flop retread


45 baht will get him to the airport where he can use his many talents to recite poetry and busk for a ticket out of this den of iniquity.


Find it in your heart to help this lil puppy.


Imagine how he'll feel and will write you daily thanking you all in almost flawless English, sending pix of his new chums and happy life over the rainbow.


Each donation will be matched with an organic small size condom and airline type vomit bag to vouchsafe his new adventures in Clarkesville?


Allow him to resettle in a better kennel and cease leaking from pillar to post and relax, flux off.

The Monkees - Last Train To Clarksville 1966 - YouTube