A thread to post up the strange, unusual and wacky things you hear people saying.
An old boy in the queue before me says..
"I'll have an ounce of ready rubbed Virginia and some Swan Vesta matches ".
Over to you..:)
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A thread to post up the strange, unusual and wacky things you hear people saying.
An old boy in the queue before me says..
"I'll have an ounce of ready rubbed Virginia and some Swan Vesta matches ".
Over to you..:)
"I should have fucked off and let the forum die"
:smileylaughing:
"Anyway, I was going to upload some pics of a Chicken Masala and Aloo Gobi I made, mk, to show you it's not difficult...but the first picture came out sideways and I just can't be arsed."Quote:
Originally Posted by cyrille
:smileylaughing:
Absolutely
holed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe 90
This crusty old haggard chatting to this entitled knob in Spoons the other morning whilst I was tucking into my full Monty...
"I support my team WBA to the max and my second team when I can afford the hangover, I also respect your team Man Utd. We have something in common, we've never watched them live and we both stink of piss"
:rolleyes:
'Anyhow, you win Ciz!
I had enough of you and this forum, adios!'
Near on 20 years back.
Mate who got his forklift truck license walked in to the pub and boasted.
"I'm allowed to operate any forklift in Europe, except for America".
That's ok because I have a chainsaw license, but its only in English. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Bogon
About an hour ago:
Dirk: Hi Zia, is my Mrs with you?
Zia: No she's at home
D: Ok, never mind, her phone battery is dead
Z: Do you want me to call her?
Loy Toy standing next to a Thai Civil engineer watching the flood water rage across Loy Toy's property>
LT: We have a 30 cubic metre projected area of flood water flow entering a confined area with 10 cubic metre projected area of flood water exit flow?
Thai Civil Engineer: Chai.
LT: Now you say by increasing the exit flow ratio to 12 cubic metres will solve the overflow issue?
Thai Civil Engineer: Chai.
LT: Really?
Thai Civil Engineer: Mai me pen har!
LT: :deadhorsebig:
:rofl:
Landline?Quote:
Originally Posted by dirk diggler
(Trying to be kind to Zia)
No land line :D