What you pay $8 for?

For those beyond the US realm approx 300 baht or a six squid note on a bent euro

A bugga and french lies
A Chinese Covid jab certificate
Short time with headless Candy
A visa to enter Candystan long time
A radio ham bf
Grammar Lesson with a 'Maestro"
A nice Czech
A nice Czech beer
A A$10 cheque
A haircut
An oil change
Lubricant
Toffees
A packet of 3
A pukka pie
A Cuban cigar
Wife insurance?

I pay 80 Baht for a haircut though usually give a 20 Baht tip to make things easier. I timed it last week and it took the 'barber' 7 minutes 27 seconds. Not a bad rate if he could do 8 haircuts an hour all day long.

Luckily, whenever I go he's always empty!