Need a good BKK hotel for relaxing/girl watching (not renting)

My friend will be visiting me this year and we could use suggestions of a hotel with a busy pool area, but not those that are very family oriented (he's not keen on a lot of kids around). Central BKK, probably 4 star (4000 Baht a night instead or 5-6000). Rooftop pools tend to be a bit quiet a lot of the time, I don't know what else is around. At a pinch we could go for a hotel with pool where some of the ladies are for sale, but not a 2-3 star fleapit. Comfort is central to the stay. Or some left field suggestion maybe? Thanks if anyone has any pointers.

Not really sure what you are after. The only people around a hotel pool will be tourists. Cannot see Thai lasses hanging out around a pool - or am I missing something?

Why not just go to one of the many 18-30 resorts around the planet?

Not sure why you would go to bkk with those requirements.

Look at his posting history.

Clearly has a screw loose.

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Originally Posted by nidhogg

Not really sure what you are after. The only people around a hotel pool will be tourists. Cannot see Thai lasses hanging out around a pool - or am I missing something?

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Yes you are. I didn't specify Thai girls. Chinese female tourists I guess would be perfect. :)

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Originally Posted by foobar

Why not just go to one of the many 18-30 resorts around the planet?

Not sure why you would go to bkk with those requirements.

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Eh? Because he's coming to Thailand to visit me. Just forget it if you have nothing to give.

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I hear China has many Chinese females.

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I hear China has many Chinese females.

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I forgot that this place is called Teak Door because trying to get help here is like smashing your head against one. I already got quite a few useful replies on another forum, and I also now remember the 15,000 utterly useless one-line posts that cyrille has cluttered up this place with over his years of drooling senility. He must have a smartphone surgically attached to his hand.

You people are as useful as a trumpet on a deerhunt.

So nice to get that off my chest. :D :D

I will put your request in some kind of order so members can read more clearly.


1) Minimum 4 star hotel needed in central Bangkok

2) Around 4k Baht a night

Here is the clincher...

3) Must be a busy pool, but with no (or minimal) family or kids. The pool should only be busy with John's and ladies for sale. These don't have to be Thai prostitutes. Chinese tourists are also acceptable.

Sorry I cannot help pal. Finding a hotel seems a doddle. It's the pool with prostitutes that I'm struggling with.

Hope someone can help. Would be interested to know where to stay next time I'm in town.

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Originally Posted by Speedhump

I didn't specify Thai girls. Chinese female tourists I guess would be perfect.

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Originally Posted by Speedhump

a hotel with pool where some of the ladies are for sale

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:confused:

Da faq makes you think female Chinese tourists want to sell themselves to some lecherous old dudes.

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Da faq

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dudes

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are you by any chance an american stuck in the 1990s?

Learn punctuation and then come back and try to lecture me, you grumpy old man. :)

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Originally Posted by Bogon

Hope someone can help

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who was our man who liked Nana hotel ? was it Oh-Oh - need t get him in here to expound the delights

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I already got quite a few useful replies on another forum

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Actually, you cannot get nowadays a better and faster advice than from the internet services available (agoda, booking, etc)...

They're not going to tell you whether or not girls by the pool charge, you fucking simpleton.

The op must have been watching too many old Elvis movies or something. Him and his mate sound about 75 and in need of a break from the viagra.

Ah well, looks like I will never know where this magical Johns/Thai hooker/Chinese tourist swimming pool is.

TD members can be so fickle sometimes.

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Thanks for the help, guys. I also asked over at Teak Door, but I forgot how neanderthal/spiteful a lot of the guys there are, just there to abuse posters. TV is King.

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Need a good BKK hotel for relaxing/girl watching (not renting)

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Benidorm/Ibiza/ Magalluf are the places for looking at single chicks by the pool, not Thailand.

Theres a guy on here called Luigi who'd be worth firing a PM to, he apprently throws lavish pool parties full of hotel workers, uni students and hiso birds with doctorates:)

Failing that, meet or rent a woman and take her to your hotel pool, instead of perving over someone elses you fuckin letch:)

Looks like he is honing on Nana hotel...

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Or some left field suggestion maybe? Thanks if anyone has any pointers.

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Get an iPad, get onto pornhub and sit yourself down next the pond in Lumpini Park.
It's pretty much the same and you'll save yourself 4,000 baht a day which you could put towards a ticket to China where, I have it on good authority, there are pools frequented by Chinese ladies.

No need to thank me.
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Book a hotel around Kao San road area.

https://www.booking.com/searchresult...n=0&no_rooms=1

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not a 2-3 star fleapit. Comfort is central to the stay.

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:)

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Originally Posted by Bogon

Thanks for the help, guys. I also asked over at Teak Door, but I forgot how neanderthal/spiteful a lot of the guys there are, just there to abuse posters. TV is King.

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notice he was helpful enough to share the information he got from TV

Go to Angeles city, as there is Nothing else to do in the place the hotel pool areas fit the bill....................

Who the fuck is greening the Chinese tourist harassing wanker. :D

Go to one of the pool parties at the hotel next to hooters\the drunken leprechaun. The pics I've seen look like it's full of hookers.