Been a while since we've had one of these threads, so I'll kick off just for fun.
It's too hot.
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Been a while since we've had one of these threads, so I'll kick off just for fun.
It's too hot.
Keep the change
Slip me a length will ya, big boy. I'm gagging for it.
Can you put a dodgy partition up in the bedroom and put £10k value on the house :)
Can you cook me one of your Sunday roasts instead of going out.
That Dj Pat is rather attractive looking.
I'll pay off the gambling debt myself.
You are about the same age as my grandmother
shall I invite her over over for a threesome?
Fuck sake, not rice for dinner again.
It's up to me.
No, grandmother/mother/father/sister/auntie/uncle/water buffalo is in fine health and needs no medical treatment whatsoever.
No I don't want an iPhone 8, my iPhone 7 is fine.
"you go out and enjoy yourself with the lads you deserve a good night out "
My bad. I am wrong, you are completely right.
I don't wanna know where you are, what you're eating, and when you'll get home
...old man
You've inherited your fathers nose....Come to think of it, so have I....
Those Thai soaps are shit, get Corrie street on.
Let's have a few days break from Line
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^ yeah "there's more to life than facebook"
I was referring to food:spin:
My last boyfriend used to triple dick me with Hal n Nidhogg, his name was Dillinger.
You don't really need to dye your hair each month, my darling
I find it so sexy that you're going grey at 37
I know it is and my mrs (and kids) are addicted to it AND facebook.
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRhVieOGQkw