Time for missingtoes and wine :bananaman:
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Time for missingtoes and wine :bananaman:
Well done.
Photo please.
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fuck posting photo's on here, life's too short.
I went to put up mine yesterday and was told it wasn't big enough. :sad:
Have to go and buy a bigger one on Monday.
We're on the road so the house is in the hands of "Dip" the Lao partner of the son in law, she's appropriately named, and the grand daughter aged 2.
An hour down the road and the Dip calls to ask where the Xmas tree and decorations are cos she saw them last year and wants to put them up to surprise us.
Bless her.
:confused:
:)
"Christmas tree has just gone up!"
How far did you manage to get it?
Up to your tonsils :)Quote:
Originally Posted by ENT
My Christmas tree story. My Son wanted a Christmas tree so he nagged his Mum to get it out of the garden shed and reluctantly Mum did put the tree up with a few decorations by herself so that when He got home it would be a nice surprise. He cam in and upon seeing the tree He went into a strop, sulking because He wanted to decorate the tree.
No matter how much you spoil your kids it's never enough.
Next day He settled down and completed the decorations.
I haven't celebrated or even raised a glass to Christmas in so many years.Christmas is for children and the gullable,stupid.
Wtf?Quote:
Originally Posted by rainman
Really?
And there was me gonna wait by the fireplace all Christmas night in order to catch Santa in the act as he came down to fill up me stocking with Lego and My Little Pony dolls.
What a revelation.
Thank you Sir!
Jehovah's Witnesses share your beliefs It's okay, you are not alone.Quote:
Originally Posted by rainman
TD will be here for you on Christmas Day
Sounds like nobody else will. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by wasabi
^ Ant might be back by Christmas to bring him good cheer.
Ant... the God of the Forum... World .... Universe.... yeah, hope so. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by wasabi
Can't wait for Ant to tell us how excited he is on Christmas Day to get a British Lions winning rugby jersey from Santa.Quote:
Originally Posted by LuigiAnt... the God of the Forum... World .... Universe.... yeah, hope so. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by wasabi
is that a post-it stuck on a pussy flap?Quote:
Originally Posted by rainman
daughter decorated it..
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2016/12/470.jpg
Daughter and son-in-law been up the mountains in the snow with the 4x4 searching for trees...Quote:
Originally Posted by Luigi
Brought home one that must've been 17 feet tall...555...Cut off the top and it looked like shite, so back up the hill for another...
I used to enjoy those days...Bringing home a fresh Christmas tree...
Bad boy...That's a bikini...Heh...Quote:
Originally Posted by david44
Ours is up. I wasn't going to bother this year as the twins are all grown up. Told the wife.
Shortly thereafter there was a knock on my office door. Delegation of short people - all three granddaughters. "Hi Lolo. We came to help decorate the tree."
So, it's up.
Great stuff. Bet that smells like magic.Quote:
Originally Posted by BaitongBoy
Unfortunately the closest I get to it.
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2016/12/473.jpg
:(
Murderer! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by BaitongBoy
^ Yeah, I know...But it was the kids, not me....
Dip called....
It all crashed down.