Re incanation what's your pick

Chatting with some locals a wierd conversation in a land where ghosts aren't just in comics.
My partner takes a detour to avoid the cemetary at night.

While the thought of a celebrity may appeal I've often wondered what it'd be like to be a bird and have an avain perspective, equally interestingly to come back as your partner and vice versa, assuming it will happen and you could pick

Come back as Lothario like Luigi

As rage like Rural Sure in or smeggy

A sage like AO Helge or Norton

What's your inclination

If not the Dali Lama perhaps one of these. Bowhead whales
Also known as the Arctic whale, the bowhead is by far the longest living mammal on Earth. Some bowhead whales have been found with the tips of ivory spears still lodged in their flesh from failed attempts by whalers 200 years ago. The oldest known bowhead whale was at least 211 years old.May 10, 2011.

The rain would never again spoil my parade. Just sayen, the fish.

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Originally Posted by fishlocker

longest living mammal

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plenty of sperm with Moby's Dick an interesting pick, myself a great fish eater wouldn't choose the wet when we see alas what humanity is pouring in, I oft wonde rwhat a Portuguese Man of war fucked then I lived in Portu gal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh4K5yAFpNA

jeez didnt know nong was on boobtube

When one leaves this earthly life, how does one pick the next life, who asks you what you want to be next.
Basically who runs the next step.

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who runs the next step

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God knows but steam is barred at present

Im sure if there are mods here and there's no doubt a pooyai of national recon and silly Asians

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Re incanation what's your pick

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Always liked canned mandarin oranges...But never picked 'em...

I'll be haunting the forum as 'Da Ghost', no need for a form or body, just electro-maniac incantations on the ethernet.

I'd come back as David44, but only briefly - I'd have a reset button handy - because I'd like to know ...... how the real David44 is. :)


Really.

Don't believe in such rot but coming back as my dog would be OK.

I think I'd rather come back retrospectively: Ghengis Khan, for instance.

Coming back futuristically, I suppose I agree with Fishy; A whale would be cool. Or better yet, a dolphin. Much more sex and fun as a dolphin.

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Don't believe in such rot but coming back as my dog would be OK.

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The puppy stage of having your nose rubbed in your urine puddle wouldn't be much fun.

I'm coming back as me.

I'm perfect in every-way.

No need to change a thing. :cmn:

But Hey,

I'm going nowhere soon except Perth and Nepal that is. :)

Im coming back as Terry too. Gonna turn his handbag into a Louis Vuitton and wank all his super away on a chartered private jet to Monte Carlo and invest heavily in satin budgie smugglers

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You will be wanking for a while Dill,

My " Super " is lookin really good. :)


Suppose that happens after a person works a real job for 34 years.

Fuck I'm good, just ask me. :frog:

:) onya Tel

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Originally Posted by fishlocker

If not the Dali Lama perhaps one of these. Bowhead whales
Also known as the Arctic whale, the bowhead is by far the longest living mammal on Earth. Some bowhead whales have been found with the tips of ivory spears still lodged in their flesh from failed attempts by whalers 200 years ago. The oldest known bowhead whale was at least 211 years old.May 10, 2011.

The rain would never again spoil my parade. Just sayen, the fish.

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you've not been paying attention. Only a short while ago it was reported the greenland whale lives to 4-500 years.

Not sure but I don't believe you get choose. Always believed it was based on karma. If you were cruel dogs in your current life, next time you come back as a dog.

^^ you've not been paying attention. It's a Greenland SHARK.

https://www.newscientist.com/article...for-500-years/

I'd want to be reincarnated as some horrific scourge that eradicates the world of moral reprobates. :chitown:

A Bald Eagle wouldn't be bad either. Especially if I lived in northern Wisconsin somewhere along the river. Mabey up around Rhinelander or Tomahawk. The Dells area is nice as well but just too darn many rubber necking tourists.

Not much for companionship or a sex life of that shark, not that he/ she isn't good looking but just a little slow. I'd rather be a mammal than a snail. Yes I would if I only could I surely would.

What's your pick then? Anything is better than a bugs life ain't it.

Don't take that wrong ant.

So what is the last thing that goes through a bugs mind as he hits the windshield?

His ass, silly. I can't make this "stuff" up.

The fish

I was expecting a hilarious pun about condensed milk, david.

:rolleyes:

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Ann Hilarious my old grammar teacher