Al-Qaeda Strength Safely Back to Clintonian Levels

Despite the Bush junta's attempts to keep it buried, a recently obtained classified report confirms that Al Qaeda's strength has returned to pre-9/11 levels. Osama Bin Laden is on the loose, the Taliban has retaken control of Afghanistan, and terrorists are poised to strike the West.


In other words, things are pretty much the way Bill Clinton left them.

It's understandable then why Repugs wouldn't want this infiormation to come to light: it contradicts everything they've been saying since they stole their way into power. All their yammering about duct tape and visqueen and weapons of mass destruction was simply a ploy to control us with fear. Thank Goddess their lies have finally been exposed. We can all sleep soundly tonight knowing that in spite of Bush's best efforts, the so-called "terrorist threat" warrants about as much attention today that President Clinton gave it when he was in charge.

Cut and paste Booner.

He's starting to get with the program, finally, or is this meant to be a joke? :bunny3:

^I reckon he didn't bother to read it before he copied it to the post. The only Boon Mee bit is the bullshit title.

I think Boon Mee body was hijacked by some raving pinko communist moonbat

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Originally Posted by stroller

He's starting to get with the program, finally, or is this meant to be a joke? :bunny3:

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Jesus H. Jumpin' Christ!
It's posted in the jokes thread so it's a fokkin' joke...OK?

A little too much "jai noi" going around these days there, Lampy?
Forgot...you don't have a real good handle on Thai so ask your 'significant other' what that means...:rolleyes:

Wasted on them, BM, they got no sense of humour at all...I realised it was a joke the moment you mentioned it!

Of course it would never have occurred to me that this is meant to be a joke...:rolleyes:

And my reply wasn't meant to be 'humourous' at all, of course, I would never dream of making a tongue-in-cheek comment in the jokes forum. :nerner:

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Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Despite the Bush junta's attempts to keep it buried, a recently obtained classified report confirms that Al Qaeda's strength has returned to pre-9/11 levels. Osama Bin Laden is on the loose, the Taliban has retaken control of Afghanistan, and terrorists are poised to strike the West.


In other words, things are pretty much the way Bill Clinton left them.

It's understandable then why Repugs wouldn't want this infiormation to come to light: it contradicts everything they've been saying since they stole their way into power. All their yammering about duct tape and visqueen and weapons of mass destruction was simply a ploy to control us with fear. Thank Goddess their lies have finally been exposed. We can all sleep soundly tonight knowing that in spite of Bush's best efforts, the so-called "terrorist threat" warrants about as much attention today that President Clinton gave it when he was in charge.

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It's a good parody. "Liberal" sepos are perhaps even more annoying than Bushites

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Yep...but don't tell surasak...:rolleyes: