Tonight's one was trying to get a cocktail
Me - Long eye lund
Waitress - shakes head
Me - LONG EYE LUNDDD
Wife talks to her and the waitress nods and walks off
Me - Huh, why does she not understand me ? it's a Farang word eye-lund, same Eng-Lund, fin-Lund, Ire-Lund, Switzer-Lund, Nether-lunds.
Wife - What do you call THAI LAND ?
me - A:)hhhh
Anyway, why cant they guess the mispronunciation ?
The other one that springs to mind is TI- GER
Damn Foreigners....
They can.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
But, they cannot understand:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOW5h4eMcBY
If you enjoyed that too much, maybe you have a pedigree from Stoke, there's more:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrYb7s2O96c
It doesn't end there...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6YJF_3COX0
It's all about the gravy...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCPHplYbYV0
My wife and her friends still carn't say our eldest sons name properly after 10 years.
& it just gets better and better, if a month late...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5uzSiS5gKs
Did I tell youse abou the time I shagged this girl from York Shire???
I don't think I can say it better than this, & I feel confident that the OP will support me in this sentiment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItcedKDZF0E
I liked the first one....
I SAID I LIIKED THE FIRST ONE
gave the second one 20 seconds, saw the Upton girl on the rock in the 3rd.....
OI BETTY.. NO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mScNvnWDwdo
Im guessin his name contains some R's? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Chittychangchang
But the back of my head is white!!! Is that another kitten you're flirting with, you Lancashire bastard???Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
Why can't we?Quote:
Why can't Thais' guess simple one syllable mispronounced phonetics?
One date at the cinema, at the shop she said she wanted Mhen-tot.
Er, what?
Mhen-tot.
What?
Mhen-tot.
I think you better order it love.
Says Mhentot.
Gets these.
https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif
Was a decent shag though.
Which leads to my next dilemma.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Bettyboo
Why do Thai women measure their hair next to those in the shower drain ?
^ :rofl:
So very true.
Fair dues, i'd have never guessed that :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Luigi
My Missus got that straight away.... not Mentos but mintQuote:
Originally Posted by Luigi
I remember this mhen now, thats what normally precedes hamm and kee right ?
Cant be just me eh ?:)