Festivities

A quiet day planned

Brekkie Smoked Salmond Rusdie blinis ,Lavazza doppio espresso,breastmilk optional,half spoon demerara sugar

Burp listen to White Christmas,while in Nelsonic langour sucking Hardys with a twiglet (note to self must lear how to make cheese footballs)
Watch kids wreck new toys

Large lunch small glass,as no Turkey found Roast with loads of roast potatatoes,Lime Sorbet,BlackCherry CheescakeBlue Cheese,sleep

Queens speech,burp possibly nibble at the thai dishes until tonguerburns

Watch re-run of Great Escape hoping Steve McQueen gets over barbed wire this year

Silly games until I'm put to bed, may try and jump my nurse if she doesn't run away fast enough

May your merriment increase te national happiness:chitown:

I'm in bah humbug mode at the moment.
I had a cheese and wine party by meself while she plumbed in the new washing machine last night. Camembert, Danish blue, mature Cheddar and liver pate. Peter Vellar house red, Bt799 for 4Ltrs in tops. Carr's water biscuits.
Think she is doing Cow pad gung for dinner tonight.

I am currently searching for recipes for duck breast for tomorrows dinner. The duck fat should make the roast spuds the dogs doodahs. Bread sauce, mash and veg with pigs in blankets and yorkshires. No chipolatas or sausage meat this year although I might chuck in some homemede pork sausage.

Simple breakfast. Smoked salmon and scrambled egg with black pepper, and wholemeal toast.

I still have 152 episodes of Star Trek Voyager to watch. Bought a shedload of that lovely Seth Efrican Savanah Cider.

David the cider is this one.
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Purchased at Tops yesterday. Bt75 for 330ml bottle at 5.5% ABV.

What is pigs blankets never seen them?
Ok I 'll try and find some in TOPS in C Rai

Small pork sausages wrapped in streaky bacon. Very Christmassy and also from Tops.

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Originally Posted by chassamui

I'm in bah humbug mode at the moment.

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Yup. Difficult to get festive. But, I will do my best. No oven, so have to make do a bit.

Tonight will be smoked salmon for a starter, followed by a bit of (purchased) roast beef, mashed potatoes, sautéed mushrooms and a splurged bottle of (red) wine (forget what, but a bit more than I normally spend).

Tomorrow the tribe normally descends for dinner in the evening (normal working day for me). A roast turkey with stuffing and gravy (foodland) due for pick up tomorrow am. Large bottle of cheap plonk, some sides - we normally go cold (potato salad, corn on the cob), cranberry sauce as I can't be arsed to cook for close to a dozen or so.

I still remember the first year the tribe came round and tentatively nibbled on the turkey -now they demolish it (not huge, 14lb or so) down to the bloody bones (which are highly prized).

Tucked away safely upstairs is an unopened bottle of Laphroaig PX cask, a few snifters of which I shall round out the evening while the tribe squabble over the bones downstairs....

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Tucked away safely upstairs is an unopened bottle of Laphroaig PX cask, a few snifters of which I shall round out the evening while the tribe squabble over the bones downstairs....

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Evil...:banhim11:

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Tucked away safely upstairs is an unopened bottle of Laphroaig PX cask, a few snifters of which I shall round out the evening while the tribe squabble over the bones downstairs....

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Evil...:banhim11:

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Evil? Bloody sane. I might throw them some sangsom.....

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Tucked away safely upstairs is an unopened bottle of Laphroaig PX cask, a few snifters of which I shall round out the evening while the tribe squabble over the bones downstairs...

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I would not risk opening a quality malt with any Thai males in the house.

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Small pork sausages wrapped in streaky bacon.

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I prefer my streaky bacon wrapped around sage and onion stuffing.. Mmmm.

I prefer my streaky bacon still wrapped around the swines arsehole, ready for the stuffing.

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Originally Posted by Dillinger

I prefer my streaky bacon wrapped around sage and onion stuffing.. Mmmm.

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Ahh you're being picky. Why not have both?

My real preference is sausage meat with apricots, wrapped in streaky bacon. If you are making all of these things yourself though, make sure you stretch the bacon rasher with the back of a heavy knife so that it will crisp up.

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Peasantry not allowed here Jeff, even if the sauce is scatalogical. Something forms a circle yet remains disconnected. The fruit loop is the perfect analogy for you. Please fuck off back to christmas past.

I prefer my streaky bacon wrapped around my knob. It's integral to my self-fellatio project.

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self-fellatio

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Your neck isn't long enough.

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Originally Posted by withnallstoke

I prefer my streaky bacon still wrapped around the swines arsehole, ready for the stuffing.

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I nearly pissed my pants laughing a this one.. sorry I over already greened today.

How depressing is - watching Kung Fu Panda in French....?

Watching Kung Fu Panda numero 2 just afterwards. In French.

I'm off the u toob to blast a bit of ACDC out to my neighbours.

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Originally Posted by chassamui

I'm in bah humbug mode at the moment.

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Yup. Difficult to get festive. But, I will do my best. No oven, so have to make do a bit.

Tonight will be smoked salmon for a starter, followed by a bit of (purchased) roast beef, mashed potatoes, sautéed mushrooms and a splurged bottle of (red) wine (forget what, but a bit more than I normally spend).
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She had one job. Yup, she burned the potatoes.....

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Originally Posted by nidhogg

She had one job. Yup, she burned the potatoes..

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Oh no. Mine is in charge of the mash tomorrow ..................... so much for delegation.:(

sour mash the final solution

^The final front tear...

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Watch kids wreck new toys

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What kids?

noi and sister and kids ext door and the gardeners lad quite a lot of ice cream cones later its calm