the fat Mariah Carey thread

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She's always had a weight problem and the top photo looks like it has the stretched and skewed.

Great voice though.

The bottom pic is photoshopped, but never mind!

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Originally Posted by Drainpipe

The bottom pic is photoshopped, but never mind!

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I'd still nail it.

^Strap a surfboard to your arse if you ever do :)

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Holly fuk,

One could park a dump truck in that Camel Toe. :spam2:

^I believe several big, black basketball teams have parked there.............

a little cellulite?
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photoshop?
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getting a little chunky, but eminently nailable
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One of the most loathsome human beings on the planet.

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Originally Posted by Fozzy

One of the most loathsome human beings on the planet.

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details please?

I only know her for a bit of downloaded music. Must be some other history there?

^ Usual diva bull shirt. Demanding to be treated like the queen wherever she goes, talking to people like they're dog shirt, treating staff like servants and just generally being abusive and repulsive.

she takes it up the arse, definitely a keeper

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Originally Posted by withnallstoke

I'd still nail it.

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on your kitchen or bedroom wall ?

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Originally Posted by terry57

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Holly fuk,

One could park a dump truck in that Camel Toe. :spam2:

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Perhaps...
Yet many vulva sizes can be deceiving as compared to the entry point.
Not always what it appears to be...

Hmmm, no thanks... :(

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(But, she might have a great personality... :))

I'd stick a tail on it. No need to look at the mantle piece when stoking the fire.

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Originally Posted by Fozzy

One of the most loathsome human beings on the planet.

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treating staff like servants

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damn her to hell

This Mariah Carey is not bad:

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Is the Jack Russel in the background scuba diving?

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Buxom white chicks with the usual propensity to become lard asses...
Genetic and diet thing.

No thanks, I'll pass.

She has gone from a sexy and beautiful pop singer to a fairly normal US woman

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Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Buxom white chicks with the usual propensity to become lard asses...
Genetic and diet thing.

No thanks, I'll pass.

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Dad is 1/2 black and half spic; mom is irish...never had a chance in the big ass sweeps.

^ why, do they all swallow?

high calorie diet

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Originally Posted by Drainpipe

She has gone from a sexy and beautiful pop singer to a fairly normal US woman

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Not uncommon:

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^ That baby smokes to mutt.

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Wow she's got that drug problem look